September 23, 2014, - 10:21 pm

Hannah Graham: When You Walk Around Drunk in Half a Shirt Alone @ Night, This Happens

By Debbie Schlussel

Is it just me . . . or are you also tired of hearing the sob stories about Hannah Graham, the missing University of Virginia student with the weirdly “sculpted” eyebrows?

Not that I excuse any crime or violence, but if you walk around alone and drunk in half a shirt at night, this kind of thing does happen. I mean, do people really not get this exercise in the utterly obvious?

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On Sunday afternoon, while I was at the gym running on the treadmill, I watched as every single cable news network broke into Graham’s teary-eyed parents’ press conference. Her father held up some silly stuffed animal rabbit and blamed her disappearance on the fact that she forgot this lucky child’s toy at home. I burst out laughing at this absurdity. I understand these parents are at wit’s end about their missing daughter. But, um, sorry, but her disappearance had nothing to do with this dumb stuffed animal. She’s an adult . . . or is supposed to be. And instead of maybe realizing that her disappearance might have had something to do with not acting like one, they blame it on her forgetting the plaything accoutrement of a kid. Yes, if she had only had her stuffed rabbit in her possession while gallivanting drunk and alone in almost no shirt on the dark streets of Charlottesville, she’d be fine. Right?







Wrong.

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Hannah Graham’s Parents Show Her Left Behind Stuffed Rabbit to the Public

Here’s a tip about feminism. It not only allows slutty women to get drunk and run around in no shirt, but it places responsibility on them and their actions. Or it’s at least supposed to. Or at least, that’s what I thought. Wasn’t feminism supposed to have the mission of women empowering (G-d, I hate that word!) themselves and doing what they need to, to control their lives? That means–or should mean–that if an independent woman (independent even of her childish stuffed rabbit) decides to take it upon herself to wear no shirt, get drunk, and roam the dark streets of an urban setting alone, she’s is empowering herself to suffer a tragic, but preventable, horror. Those are the odds, especially if you’re dressed like Beyonce’s back-up dancers, but you are alone on the streets instead of onstage.

If Hannah Graham couldn’t figure that out, maybe that means she doesn’t belong in college. . . or maybe it just means she’s just as dumb as most of the Kardashian generation of college students. And just as unprepared for adulthood. These aren’t adults. They are overgrown, spoiled children whose parents are worried about stuffed animals because they won’t take responsibility for not having been actual parents.

Maybe if Hannah Graham’s parents had spent more time impressing upon her the importance of common sense behavior and values, instead of impressing upon her the sucker-esque (un)power of good luck talismans, she would still be here. She’s probably dead, because they cared more about the magic of stuffed rabbits than they did teaching her these things. Or, if they did teach her these things, she clearly didn’t absorb them. Yes, I know, some parents do everything right, and their rebellious kids just don’t take. And, for a second, I thought that could be the case here–her father was quite sympathetic. But that was only until Pops brought out the stuffed rabbit for the cameras. Then, the jig was up.

Yes, it’s true, Muslims consider a woman like this to be “open meat,” ready for the taking, and I don’t condone that. But criminals and other malefactors who are roaming the streets in the middle of the night have the same attitude as Muslims, and a girl who takes these risks among them is bringing this upon herself, as Hannah Graham did. She told her friends she was lost. Well, guess what? Walking around a city at night alone while drunk can result in being lost. It’s not smart. And I have less sympathy for the deliberately stupid. You might earn a Darwin Award from someone, but you earn no pity from me. Yes, everyone makes mistakes and acts foolishly at one or more points in their lives. But this was a big one.

I pity and feel sorry for women who are snatched and kidnapped in daylight, not those who took endless chances and engaged in blatantly risky behavior. I feel sorry for innocent children who don’t know better. Hannah Graham was none of these. And her forgotten stuffed rabbit or the sympathy you might have for her torn up parents doesn’t change that.

I remember as a high school student when I wanted to walk to my friend’s house at night for a party and my skirt was above my knee. My late father said, “Are you crazy?!” He insisted on walking me and yelled at me for wearing a short skirt alone at night. And I wasn’t drunk. (Heck, my parents wouldn’t even let me see “Risky Business.” They were involved in my life . . . as parents, NOT friends.) My dad had more than a few of those moments withme. Doesn’t sound like Hannah Graham’s dad ever had a single moment like that with her.

And now she’s probably dead. But, hey, it’s just because she left her magical stuffed rabbit behind. None of that other stuff is relevant.

By the way, my parents never impressed upon me the importance of stuffed animals and taking them to college. Pity.

Graham’s dad has an English accent. But how much you wanna bet he and the mom voted for Obama? People give off cues. And lax parents who care more about stuffed animals than important life lessons are definitely in the bag for Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Idi Amin Dada’s hubby.

On the other hand, there are those “parents” named Palin. So, maybe I’m wrong.

But the bottom line is this:

If you refuse to be responsible parents for your child and you refuse to teach your child to take personal responsibility for what happens to him or her, the odds are greater that you’ll be mourning that child sooner than later.




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371 Responses

These are LESSON LEARNED. This will happen all the time in the near future in light of the fact that we have 2.5 million new muzzies here. They roam the streets to prey in the likes of Hannah.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/24/Report-Nearly-2-5-Million-Immigrants-From-Predominantly-Muslim-Countries-Reside-Inside-U-S-Right-Now

Darrell L. Hicks on September 25, 2014 at 11:57 am

You’re absolutely pathetic.

Rachel on September 25, 2014 at 12:02 pm

The other thing to take home from this: Hannah Graham’s particular judgment (or lack thereof) is what is referred to in some areas as the “teenage mouse” syndrome. “Teenaged” mice (a few months old) think they can freely move about the house with no regard for whether or not a cat is on guard to pounce on them and claim their lives.

But Debbie’s other point – “…maybe it just means she’s just as dumb as most of the Kardashian generation of college students. And just as unprepared for adulthood. These aren’t adults. They are overgrown, spoiled children whose parents are worried about stuffed animals because they won’t take responsibility for not having been actual parents…” – both genders have stupidity coming out their ears, not to mention this massive unpreparedness for adulthood, and this is but one reason why granting them the vote has been so catastrophic for America. In short, it wouldn’t have been just her parents who would’ve voted for Obama . . .

ConcernedPatriot on September 25, 2014 at 12:04 pm

By the way samurai, I’ve very much enjoyed your comments on this article in particular, but in general as well. You’re sort of a stealth contributor here, but if one takes the time to read you carefully, one of the best in my opinion.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 25, 2014 at 12:10 pm

You are a pathetic excuse for a person a u freaking serious rt now.. Jump in a whole an die beeeotch….

shane on September 25, 2014 at 1:27 pm

Wow. Wow! I have a lot of ugly things to say about you but I won’t stoop to your level.

Katie on September 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm

You are completely lacking COMPASSION… It’s disgusting! Non of these things give anyone the right to take advantage of her. I would assume that you are miss perfect and have never put yourself in a bad place?! I’m sorry but she is 18… I made a few mistakes at that age and learned from them. The person that did this is the ONLY one to blame! You should never blame the victim. TRASH

Heather on September 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm

Is this for real? OMG! Terrible article! This should never happen to anyone, no matter what poor judgements they make! I was young once and have made a few mistakes as well as in my adult years. I still am not convinced she was drunk, but maybe drugged! But it doesn’t matter…this is a human being we are talking about! Wow!

Becca on September 25, 2014 at 2:12 pm

First of all, it wasn’t Richmond – it was Charlottesville Virginia. Second of all, you are the most pathetic excuse of a “journalist” (and I use that term VERY loosely)that I have ever seen. God forbid should anything happen to your botoxed, jacked up eyebrowed self with obviously dyed hair. The world needs more fry cook. Stop trying to “write” and just go work at McDonald’s – your drivel would be more welcomed there.

You are kidding me on September 25, 2014 at 2:16 pm

It’s not the victims fault and it’s not her families fault. Do you say these ridiculous and hurtful comments just for attention? well you are an idiot. FYI The city is Charlottesville not Richmond and I will no longer read your stupid stories.

Becky on September 25, 2014 at 2:17 pm

Maybe you should get your facts straight before posting something like this you stupid bitch. It happened in Charlottesville va not Richmond and the other numerous girls that went missing were fully dressed and some were even underage( not out partying). You have to be one sick pathetic excuse for a person to say such horrible things about a young woman missing. MAybe if you lived in the area or if it happened to one of your family members you would feel differently. And to mention her parents in your article that is ridiculous, they are grieving over their lost child. You obviously must not have children. Burn in hell.

Autumn on September 25, 2014 at 2:17 pm

Yes, its just you. You need a serious reality check.

Joan on September 25, 2014 at 2:23 pm

Wow yo

April on September 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm

Maybe if this was your daughter that went missing you would understand what they are going through! Do you have children? Obviously not. You’re selfish and a sorry ass person for posting something like this.

Monica on September 25, 2014 at 2:31 pm

Wow you are a real bitch. I bet if you had a child and this happened to them you would be very pissed if someone talked about your child that may be dead like this. You are very heartless and I don’t know how you can sleep at night. Bitch

April on September 25, 2014 at 2:31 pm

This is the most heartless thing I have ever read in my life, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Logan on September 25, 2014 at 2:32 pm

Wow, you are a disgusting human being. She wasn’t even in Richmond; she was in Charlottesville so you should get your facts straight before you run your mouth. I bet that if it was your child that was missing you wouldn’t be saying it was because she was drunk wearing a half-shirt. You should really put yourself in her parent’s shoes before you go on the internet spilling this kind of bile.

Rachael on September 25, 2014 at 2:41 pm

OMG U SHOULD B ASHAMED OF URSELF!!! Doesn’t matter how u dress doesn’t give somebody right 2 kidnap u! If I was Hannah’s parents I would sue hell outta u! U r low low piece shit 4 writting this article! Hope ur ass gets fired

Jen on September 25, 2014 at 2:48 pm

It was Charlottesville, VA..dipshit. big difference from Richmond

Nate on September 25, 2014 at 2:48 pm

You are a terrible excuse for a human being. As a woman, you should empathize with Hannah, not bash her on your blog. You, the cold hearted cunt who has the audacity to publish something like this, deserve what happened to Hannah, not an innocent girl. She is a college student and that is what college students do, go out and party. Were she a prostitue in a notoriously dangerous area, then maybe your fucking pathetic article may carry some validity, but she was a innocent girl attending one of the most prestigious and historic universities in the country. You are a horrible person, in the wake of a situation like this, you do not bash and berate the victim. You need to learn the adage, “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. I am a 21 year old college student and personally I can say when someone our age goes missing or dies it is especially difficult due to the fact that we are young. Things like this aren’t supposed to happen to anyone, let alone a young girl going through the ranks of life, so next time you feel the need to degrade a situation where you are the only one with this viewpoint, take a good long look in the mirror and re-evaluate your own life. If something like this happened to you or someone you know and care about, think how it would feel to see articles like this coming from a complete stranger with no knowledge of this situation. Fuck you, you horrid, cold hearted bitch.

Rick on September 25, 2014 at 2:50 pm

You have got the be the most heartless bitch that is currently walking around. How would you feel it was your daughter that was missing? You definitely wouldn’t be saying it was her fault. No one deserves for this kind of stuff to happen to them. By reading this article; it’s very obvious that you have no compassion at all. And you should get your facts straight. She wasn’t in Richmond; she was in Charlottesville. If you’re going to spew this kind of shit, you should at least make sure that it’s accurate.

Elizabeth on September 25, 2014 at 2:56 pm

This crap you have written is absolutely foul and I really hope that the next time YOU get dressed up to go out on the town that some sicko snatches your filthy wreched ass up so we can all talk about you, you damn cunt. This girl is missing and her poot parents are inconsolable. You are disgusting. I dont care if that girl was walking around in a thing bikini, NOBODY deserves what has happened… that is, except your disgusting self. This makes my blood boil. Get your facts right. How does it feel to be the most awful bitch in the known universe? Live it up, you pathetic fool.

Hillary Easterbrook on September 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm

I’m not in Uganda, I’m in Kenya. KENYA!!! OKAY??!!!??!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

It’s time for Skunky, Little Al, skzion, NormanF and crew to clean up the elephant dung.

LOL!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm

I can only surmise at this point the huge amount of replies are like the ones above saying DS is horrible for daring to say the ugly truth. These type of concern trolls don’t care about victims. If they did, they’d admit the ugly truth is far more important than their PC foolishness. These types sicken me.

I happen to be researching when this happens to MEN. I have been doing so since 2012. I thought the SAME THING as DS says in her column about her attire and behaviour. Sorry if that makes me wretched. I do have much sympathy for these foolish victims thou’ because the evil of evil people has recently superseded my past propensity to be just as honest as DS. Still, we are on the same page.

Women, wake the EFF up! Men do NOT respect you when you dress like that and when you are playing with fire and doing so in bars and around men who do NOT KNOW YOU (but want to have sex with you) you are playing a dangerous game. Some men don’t even respect the broads they are in “relationships” with. How do you think someone you just met is gonna treat you when they want just one thing? Wake up. You’re stupid and foolish and have a great chance of being treated horribly and heinously. This happens to even people just walking down the street (small percentage wise, admittedly…I’m thinking of serial rapers and killers here…but still, SOMEONE has to be the quarry!).

The world is dangerous. DS is correct. I have the facts to back it up too.

That being said, I am waiting to see what the story on this is. Percentage wise, it seems quite predictable but I have been neck deep is sinister outlier cases where the obvious is NOT the truth the media runs with. More on that later…

Women, wise up. Don’t be foolish and don’t blame the MESSENGERS! DS is right and I am glad she is bold enough to say it.

Skunky on September 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm

I have a good response…but it’s blocked again. Apologies…

yknukS on September 25, 2014 at 3:09 pm

What a disgrace. All these concern trolls have really NO CARE when something like this happens. They spend their time killing the messenger.

No wonder it’s a Kardashian Nation. Filled with all these bloody fools.

Facts get in their way as they stand on their dopey soapbox.

Thank goodness for DS. Sayin’ the truth in a nation of DUPES!

yknukS on September 25, 2014 at 3:23 pm

Well first off it was CHARLOTTESVILLE not RICHMOND! Way to go asshole. Second. Being half dressed does not give someone the right to take advantage of you. I don’t care if your naked it still does not give someone the right. I work or should I say worked with that sorry piece of shit and he was wierd and creepy as hell. He has been doing this for years. It is HIS fault not Hannah’s. And what does her eyebrows have to do with anything? I’m guessing that you must be beautiful or gods gift to men to sit and talk about an 18 year old, right? Haha you could only wish. I hope god has mercy on you for what you say because judging on this, you do not seem like a nice person.

Mandy on September 25, 2014 at 3:32 pm

You Cunt of a stankin rat!!! I hope you get burnt at the stake witch!!

Crispynuggetz on September 25, 2014 at 3:52 pm

This is disgusting. Definitely one of the worst things I’ve read. I will not stoop to your level but I do have to say this. NO ONE EVER DISERVES TO BE A VICTIM OF VIOLENCE. As such all victims deserve the right to be treated with respect and have their dignity upheld. You have no heart which is made clear by this terrible thing that doesn’t even deserve to be called an article. I will not go into about how I believ hat everything you said is wrong. I will pray for your soul for you clearly are lost. I pray that you see how cruel you have been and regret this. I also pray that WHEN Hannah is found she never has to know of this awful THING you’ve created, for she has suffered enough hatred and pain for a lifetime.

Amy on September 25, 2014 at 4:30 pm

This is the most ridiculous article I have ever read… and I have read a lot.
You obviously took a lot of time writing this and that just shows how pathetic you are. You should never blame the victim. Did she make some bad choices? Yes. Could it have been prevented? Yes! But no matter what she was doing, where she was or what she was wearing gives anyone the right to take advantage or hurt another human being. This could’ve happened to anyone and it happens everyday.
Karma is coming your way girl. I hope you learn a little bit compassion.

Her and the rest of the missing girls and boys that are abducted everyday are in my prayers as well as their families.

Rachael on September 25, 2014 at 4:37 pm

You are literally the scum of the earth. Instead of judging Hannah Graham, how about criticizing the pathetic excuse of human being that abducted her. Hannah could have been naked out on the street and high as a kite AND IT STILL would give NO PERSON the right to prey upon her venerability. You make me sick and you make yourself look a fool. I am a man and it seems like I have more respect and support for women’s rights than you do, Debbie. Here’s an idea, why don’t you sit in on another press conference and tell Hannah’s parents what you have the balls to post on the internet. They’ll have every right to knock your teeth out.

A College Student on September 25, 2014 at 4:48 pm

You are an absolutely pathetic, disgusting excuse for a human being. That is all.

Erin on September 25, 2014 at 4:54 pm

It was Charlotte’s Web!!! The Rich Man had NOTHING to do with it!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 25, 2014 at 4:55 pm

I wannabe on the side that says this blogger should be fired. Oh!!! Could someone please pass the peanut butter?

C’mon, let’s play DoucheBall. LOL!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 25, 2014 at 5:05 pm

This is wrong. Everything about this. You are a callous and insensitive women that has absolutely no idea what she is talking about. Someone is MISSING. You “article” is unproductive, unnecessary, and hurtful. Take this down.

Halley on September 25, 2014 at 5:07 pm

I don’t give a damn if she is riding a horse naked down the street like Lady Godiva that give NOBODY, NOBODY the right to touch her.

Doris Wharton on September 25, 2014 at 5:10 pm

Lady Godiva rode horses, Queen Victoria rode horsec__ks.

What’s that got to do with the price of cacao on the world market? It IS an endangered crop, y’know. I’m tired of paying Cadillac prices for a Godiva bar.

ROTFLMAO!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 25, 2014 at 5:13 pm

Seriously? Looking at your eyebrows you probably shouldn’t talk.You look like you just saw a mouse cross your foot. But honestly, you are a shoddy “journalist”. How hard is it too look at the news and see that it is CHARLOTTESVILLE not Richmond? Idiot. This article seems like it was written by a 3 year old on enough sugar to propel them across the Atlantic. I wish while you were laughing at the parents grief you had tripped landed face first on the treadmill, got thrown backwards and landed HARD against the mirror. It would probably improve your face if not your life you horrid bitch. And seriously? You have a donation request at the top? I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. YOu and your bleach blond hair should go crawl back under the rock you slithered out of you insensitive knuclke dragging swamp cunt.

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Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 25, 2014 at 5:49 pm

It happened in Charlottesville not Richmond…damn schlussel you’re a dumb slut. Anything to say based off a picture…you’ll never be known or famous. Get a life and a real job because this crowd hates you. Read the articles before you actually speak or write. Dumb people these days.

dontworryaboutit on September 25, 2014 at 5:50 pm

There are no words for how disgusting your comments are ! Maybe you should spend your time chiseling that caked on make up off your face !

Appalled on September 25, 2014 at 5:59 pm

You are too ignorant to know you are ignorant. It is beyond appalling that you blame the victim. You are a stupid vicious person.

betty withersponn on September 25, 2014 at 6:06 pm

I stopped reading this after you said, “Her father held up some silly stuffed animal rabbit and blamed her disappearance on the fact that she forgot this lucky child’s toy at home. I burst out laughing at this absurdity.” How dare you mock a grieving parent.You are a disgusting human being with no respect for anyone.

Katelyn on September 25, 2014 at 6:07 pm

    Katelyn, I stopped reading your response shortly after I realized your baby momma couldn’t spell yo’ name.

    skzion on September 26, 2014 at 12:15 am

Really? You can’t b serious. I’m sure this isn’t Jessie Matthews first rodeo. So no matter what her attire It probably would have happened anyway. Did she use good judgement probably not. But she’s a typical teenager and they tend to think differently. I have a question have u ever raised a teenager? If so, I’m sure ur thoughts would b different. In everyone’s life time, I’m sure u included haven’t always used best judgement. We r all quilty at 1 point n r lives. For you to judge isn’t your place…it’s GODS. It’s comments like yours that are useless and don’t help the situation at all. For the record in case your wondering, I’ve raised 4 teenagers, 2 of which are girls. I’m just saying you need to be supportive not negative. Negativity never helps anyone.

Sheri on September 25, 2014 at 6:10 pm

She was in charlottesville you ignorant fuck. Karma will eat your asks from the inside out for this. Coming from someone with strong controversial views on just about everything you’ve gone to far with this little bit right here. You should be ashamed.

Haley on September 25, 2014 at 6:12 pm

who the hell are you to judge how her parents raised her? You have absolutely no idea what went on in her family and how responsible or Irresponsible her parents were. Maybe you should try and think “what if this was my daughter?” Or sister? Or cousin? Or friend? Would you still be critizing them? Doubt it.

Brittney on September 25, 2014 at 6:18 pm

One more thing, she isn’t even dressed that revealing she has a crop top on and pants. Bitch please Find something else to wine about on your sad little blog with your more then likely sad little life

Haley on September 25, 2014 at 6:21 pm

You truly are a callous, heartless, stuck up b*tch. Firstly, get your facts straight. She’s in Charlottesville not Richmond. Also, despite the what she wore and what state she may have been in… There’s no way way anyone with a soul could justify any ill fate.
With that said, I hope next time you laugh at someone’s heartbreak while on a treadmill, you trip and bust your teeth out.
Have a great day

Bruce Wayne on September 25, 2014 at 6:29 pm

Wow! “Look” at all the femi-nasties crawling out the woodwork on this one! ROFL! “…bitch…” “…how would you feel…” “…worst article ever…” “shittiest article I have ever read…ever…” Go back to sleep sleepy heads…”back alleys”/”college district” are the same EVERYWHERE dippity-do-dahs “It’s Charlottesville and not Richmond” mmmkay…how’s Grace Street doing these days near VCU?? Still have a Burger King and 3 story shit boxes??? Go back to HuffPo mmkay… I’m “certain” they’ll write more “truthful” articles about tramp stamps, birth control, to douche or not to douche, the “real” war on women bull shit…OMG ROFL LMFAO … Sammy same…
One question, fer real mmkay…the rabbit the Dad held up…was that the only “rabbit” Daddy knew about, or the rabbit she didn’t hide? Perhaps, daddy should of taught her “stranger danger.” Glad I had ALL boys…less dicks-or should it say dykes-to worry about. whew… …The title should read: “If there aren’t more strong men/Fathers in the world, and manipulative women/Mother’s continue to rule, this is what can happen to our daughters.”

Sick_Boy on September 25, 2014 at 6:33 pm

Dear Debbie,

As I had seen your article on my news feed and seen all the horrible captions, I just had to read it. I have never in my life read something like this, so selfish, so cruel. You talk about the clothes she was wearing? Yet I’m positive she didn’t put them on thinking… wow I would love to be kidnapped? I was love to put my family in such pain?! Young girls go to the beach literally wearing nothing, even though that’s what you do there does it give someone the right to take them just because they are showing a little skin? You are one of the stupidest, ungreatful person I think I’ve seen.. Taking your “job” to right something like this. I ask you, does writing this help you sleep at night? Does it make you feel like an awesome person knowing you have bashed someone’s daughter who never brought this horrible incident on herself? You mock her father about a stuffed rabbit, that’s the last bit of hope he carrys with him each day. For you to joke about ” only if she had her rabbit this wouldn’t have happened” is just sickening. I just wish they would put you in the jail cell where her abductor is and let him have at You. Then we could just all set backand laugh. Things like this happen everyday to men and women, and causes so much pain for many people. For you to sit behind your little screen laughing about what you right, I only wish one day this happens to you.. and I hope NO ONE goes looking for your dumbass. Karma is a big ol’ bitch sweetheart, and I can only hope God has no remorse for you !

brandy on September 25, 2014 at 6:33 pm

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