Front line ICE Agents are told not to drive any government vehicles, not to incur any overtime, no money for uniforms, no money for training, no money for travel, etc, etc, etc. Meanwhile, “Director” Morton uses his “gubmint time” for this crap? Seems par for the course to me. Sad. Very sad.

LA ICE Guy on July 10, 2013 at 3:32 pm

Morton should have been forced to get a full-body wax job too. And that should have been put on video for taxpayers amusement. Morton might almost be as funny as Steve Carell in that silly “The 40 Year Old Virgin” movie.

Ralph Adamo on July 10, 2013 at 3:33 pm

Did he squeeze in a facial? I am sure that his pores are all clogged from the hard work he does.

Worry01 on July 10, 2013 at 3:38 pm

Totally embarrassing and pathetic…..but I’m sure there’s a lot more that are just as guilty of that, if not more egregious offenses.

IceNoMore on July 10, 2013 at 3:49 pm

How much you want to bet there are illegals working at this place and servicing him.

Little Al on July 10, 2013 at 4:03 pm

Well, what did that hour cost us? A thousand? Fifteen hundred? There are thousands of federal t…s wasting our money in small and large ways. Our worthless congress has led the way in large part to the corrupt morass the federal government has become.

There are thousands of good, decent and hard working people in the government trying to actually do the job but they are being overwhelmed by the it seems increasing number of slime-bags.

I got one hair cut on government time — in basic — and yes, I had to pay for it.

RA2216 on July 10, 2013 at 4:06 pm

If he wants a manicure and a haircut – at least’ not paying for top salon service.

Moisturizer isn’t good in DC. Looking good can get expensive. But how good does he really to look for that private sector job?

John Morton has his priorities.

NormanF on July 10, 2013 at 4:22 pm

I’m wondering if he got a happy ending.

skzion on July 10, 2013 at 4:25 pm

“And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!”

mr mom on July 10, 2013 at 4:53 pm

we have sissy boys and girls running the government which is why every one gives America the finger.it seems that everyone in the bongo regime is some kind of pervert or traitor.the only thing they could be good at would be as light pole decorations.

BRUCE on July 10, 2013 at 5:07 pm

DS Rocks — Haircut –

Yep in 1959, money came out of flying $20 they issued everyone in those days the first day. Also came out of that twenty was tooth powder (lol) soap, toothbrush, and a couple of other things that were for the mandatory footlocker display — they didn’t care what you actually used — but that stuff had to be in the display in pristine condition…

RA2216 on July 10, 2013 at 5:13 pm

Misuse of a GOV is an automatic 30 day suspension; and upwards to termination for misung a GOV for personal errands on federal time.

OPR – where are you you bunch of CRIMINALS! You are ALL

Ajax on July 10, 2013 at 5:48 pm

Nazi Gernmany had tons of wierdos in high office before things started to get really ugly there. This guy qualifies in my book. I think US troops in combat in the sh*tholes of the ME get the same on their days off don’t they?

RDG on July 10, 2013 at 7:13 pm

“I guess it’s appropriate that a man who thinks the government is his own personal Sugar Daddy…”

Why not? The White House is already the world’s most luxurious Section 8 housing and the inhabitants the world’s luckiest affirmative action recipients.

DS_ROCKS! on July 10, 2013 at 7:22 pm

DS_Rocks – Wasn’t much, 50 or 60 cents at the PX Barber.

Sorry Guys and Gals for the off topic — now back to the regularly scheduled program.

Re the ICE guy. Bodyguard plus driver? Well maybe the bodyguard is needed for protection from his own subordinates.

RA2216 on July 10, 2013 at 7:35 pm

What a p___y. And a waxed one at that.

Lars on July 10, 2013 at 8:05 pm

In the old days, guys visited the barber for a hair cut and a good shave. Now there’s manicure, waxing and what have you – I think that stuff is overkill. Every guy though should keep moisturizer lotion in the cabinet. Dealing with itchy dry skin isn’t fun – especially during the summer. Keep it soft and you’ll look and feel your best!

NormanF on July 10, 2013 at 8:41 pm

Morton is a punk Twat. Hurry up and be gone already! BTW-I remember when a haircut at Camp Pendleton was a quarter. Twenty Five Cents!

#1 Vato on July 10, 2013 at 10:17 pm

Maybe Morty and his escorts got a group rate discount.

Ender on July 10, 2013 at 10:35 pm

ICE is just a renamed INS. Things like this went on in INS all the time, so is it any surprise that it continues today? Like INS, ICE puts managers with no law enforcement training/experience in charge of law enforcement programs/people—something that was never allowed in the Customs Service. Ragsdale and other mopes actually walk around with badges on their lapels to give people the impression that they are law enforcement.

Write your congress person and demand that ICE be abolished.

King David on July 10, 2013 at 10:55 pm

From any angle, he still looks like a cross between Shepard Smith and David Hyde Pierce. I guess now he looks like a very well coiffed and freshly pressed version. Hmmmmm. Like them. All on the taxpayer’s tab, too.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 10, 2013 at 11:02 pm

Will the rainbow flag be displayed at ICE HQ after Ragsdale takes over?

The Deporter on July 11, 2013 at 12:39 am

Its sickening how if we don’t pay our taxes we go to jail like Wesley Snipes, Dionne Warwick, Redd Foxx, and Willy Nelson.
Yet you read stories like this cretin and others in government living like kings and queen on our dime.
This is why the IRS fights so hard to get ever red cent you make so some government sleazebag wont miss a spa treatment or his morning spanking in the dungeon.

MANGOG on July 11, 2013 at 6:01 am

“Government blacked out SUV?” There is no such thing. This vehicle is a TAXPAYER owned blacked out SUV. One of the greatest smoke-and-mirrors acts by the government was to convince the sheeple – the ignorami – that “Government funds” are being spent. People must be re-educated to realize that it is THEIR $$ that are being spent. The government has NO money and “Owns” nothing – only the money that we “Give” and allow them to “Own.” Wake up and smell the proper wording. Forget the propaganda.

Victoryman on July 11, 2013 at 8:58 am

were are the type of politicians that America had in the 1940s
all there in for is making money we need more veterans in congress who were willing to fight for America not steal from it

martin on July 11, 2013 at 9:13 am

DS is better than priceless, DS is indispensable

I thought there was a sequestration and austerity oppressing us all?

but, really, though, aren’t clean fingernails important? 🙂

bobguzzardi on July 11, 2013 at 10:45 am

“No word on whether or not he got waxed.”
Bwahhhahahahahhahahahaha!
What’s a metrosexual to do?!

Pray Hard on July 11, 2013 at 11:53 am

Nice! I guess he wanted to look pretty for the exit photo session he offered to all ICE employees. He is nothing bu considerate that way. Let’s call that justifiable manscaping, he did it to appease the servants and provide a momentum for those he abused.

BTW, does anyone know where his girl Suzy at? I hear she back with DHS “Barr’d” at the NOC, but than again it could be in Contructor capacity.

JustAnotherServant on July 11, 2013 at 12:16 pm

Tip of the ‘berg people; this guy and his crew at HQ have covered up more shit than Oprah on a laxitive binge….
OPR wont touch this, and the IG is under investigation himself. Morton has personally ordered the OPR director to stand down on VIP investigations, so you know Morton will get a pass on this on. I wonder how this was logged in on the vehicle log that his driver is required to keep? Hair Deportation? Good riddance Moron, thanks for turning ICE into a federally funded abortion…

GetSome on July 11, 2013 at 3:40 pm

a terrible waste of money sure,but here in OZ we have a government body which scrutinizes ALL MP’s expenditure right down to taxi cab reciepts. his was in fact a great source of income for M<P's who get a cab driver to sign a few then they would fill the amount themselves. No one seemed to notice that one particular MP,Peter Slipper, had travelled 1500 Kms per day for several weeks….
So why doesn't the mighty USA do this? you have the technology…
MPs here are named and shamerd and if they are on the coalition are sometimes forced to resign as an act of faith with the electorate. labor(same as your democrats) are always forcing their collective snouts into the taxpayers money trough but hope fully our rinstated commo loving Prime minioster Rudd will be booted from office once and for all.
He is the champion of the junket , He spant so much time overseas when first elected as PM that he was dubbed Kevin 747.
His first week back as reinstated PM…he was off to Indonesia to placate the Muslem people smugglers.
Disgusting.

Aron B on July 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm

Debbie–When I was a USAR chaplain @ the 42nd AG (Reception) Bn @ Fort Dix (1984-1989), new recruits just off the bus first got their hair cut & paid for it out of their own pockets. Even those with “buzz cuts” were shorn again. The Rec Bn had ~72 hrs to get recruits ready for the drill instructors (DIs). Cutting their hair almost immediately took the “starch” out of them. Then it was off to the Central Issuing Facility (CIF) for boots, uniforms & TA-50 (field equipment). Glad I retired end of 2010. (I prayed & HaShem gave me an actual date!) I could now no more do it than fly. Thanks & G-d bless.

Ernest on July 11, 2013 at 9:05 pm

As we sit and squabble about INS and USCS and who was better blah blah blahs these idiots are permitted to do these things. Hopefully things will get better when its just all HSI people and us older guys are gone. Maybe we wont even exist

dumarses on July 11, 2013 at 10:15 pm

hope he got the happy ending!!!

Mark Parker on July 15, 2013 at 2:05 am