Next Episode – Governor of New Jersey lets closest supporters in on his next campaign secret. Invites wealthy donors to lavish dinner, exposes his interest in Palestinian and Saudi money. Later, the waiters are revealed as jihadists. Their unmarked van outside is filled with bombs, gas cans and knives. Tune in next week when “Jihadists Harpoon a Whale”. Only on Lifetime!

Jack on May 23, 2013 at 4:40 pm

“Democrats and Republicans must work together”, “co-exist” – it’s all the same $hit soup that *we* have to eat while politicians live under armed guard and muslims run amok with impunity.

DS_ROCKS! on May 23, 2013 at 4:41 pm

So does this mean that Mrs. Obama will give him a pass for the time being?

Little Al on May 23, 2013 at 4:49 pm

Hmmm…I’m pretty sure his donuthole is smaller than Jerry Falwell’s.

Robert on May 23, 2013 at 4:54 pm

No one has ever mistaken Chris Christie for a conservative.

Not in New Jersey.

NormanF on May 23, 2013 at 5:00 pm

I have long maintained that CC won’t be able to run for president because of the very large skeletons in his closet. For me, one of the most noxious is that, while NJ’s atty gen, he bought off the SEC attorney, David Kelley, who was going to prosecute his fatcat stockbroker bro, Todd, for malfeasance. Here’s one of many takes: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/04/11/719047/-Christie-s-multi-million-payback-for-not-indicting-his-brother. Since CC is a big, fat bully — the way he talks to constituents is a disgrace — as well as an Arab ass licker, I hope his past will keep him off the presidential ticket.

Elana Starr on May 23, 2013 at 5:07 pm

I searched, high and low, on NJ.com, the news site of the Jersey papers, and didn’t find one reference to this flag raising. Either it didn’t happen, or they just yawned and said, “that’s not news.” I am leaning towards the latter.

JeffT on May 23, 2013 at 6:27 pm

Chris “ha! I beat you to the last donut” Christie bragging about an endorsement from a democrat tells you exactly what he is. Just another RINO traitor to republican Conservatives along with the likes of Powell, Rubio, Rice, Bush, Roberts, McCain and the list goes on and on and on…
Is it donut or doughnut BTW?…though in Crispy’s case…duh-nut

theShadow on May 23, 2013 at 8:44 pm

This fat parasite on the public teat got the job done by helping to re-elect Obama and stuffing the Hurricane Sandy relief bill so full of pork it even got rejected by Boehner.
That bi-partisan enough for you?
Then he gave his fat mouth a workout blaming congress for letting down the “innocent victims”.
New Jersey has to have more to offer than this slime.

Zarus on May 23, 2013 at 9:00 pm

Debbie where do you get these hilarious pictures of morons like ChrispieCreme Chisty. The look of him stuffing his piehole is just too funny. The blubberbutted buffoon is nothing but a RINO ingrate through and through. He just a younger, fatter, poorer version of McCain. Even if his lap band surgery works to where he looks like a white Al Roker he will always be a stinking fat RINO hack. Question, is that his wife or Sandra Bernhart with him.

Ken b on May 23, 2013 at 9:10 pm

Lets not forget Christies other skeleton: while US attorney he let off a proven human trafficker who had her girls beat up, forced to work as virtual slaves in her bar and dance with patrons, and forced them to have abortions ….he let this woman off in exchange for testimony that she gave gifts to the mayor of Guttenberg so he would throw out her citations for improper garbage disposal on her property. Only paper reporting this story was a free rag sheet thrown on doorsteps in “nonpartisan” Democrat biergarten, Hoboken. Yeah Christie is pro life until it gets in the way of him playing partisan politics. I bet this mayor was on the outs with the majority democrats at the time…

EnoughOfTheBull on May 24, 2013 at 12:54 am

Chris Christie exposed what he really was long ago. If he is the only sort of Republican who can get elected in New Jersey, it is a state not worth the time of day.

Worry01 on May 24, 2013 at 5:09 am

Rino sellout is disgusting to behold. What a publicity junkie.

samurai on May 24, 2013 at 6:10 am

I am saddened and heart broken to see trash everywhere in our political system. A total lack of shame. What is this????

Gamal R. Scharoubim on May 24, 2013 at 9:20 am

If there were a video of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man – er, Chris Christie – smoking crack (à la Toronto Mayor Robert Ford), would anyone be surprised?

Just wondering, eh?

The Reverend Jacques on May 24, 2013 at 11:10 am

Instead of stapling Christie stomach, I’d like to see an operation that staples Christie’s mouth shut. Now that would be a meaningful improvement.

Ralph Adamo on May 24, 2013 at 3:41 pm

This guy’s limo must be packed with food. If he’s busy speaking and meeting with people for a couple of hrs, there’s no way he can stop eating that long and still maintain that kind of weight. I mean…he must’ve had one of the seats taken out and had two refrigerators installed. Had to.

David Lanham on May 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm