April 5, 2007, - 2:17 pm
WNBA: Confucius Say . . .
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If a tree falls in a forest, but no-one was there to hear it, did it actually make a sound?
If a substandard, pretend basketball league holds a draft but no-one noticed, did it really happen?
Yup, yesterday, that Weird Nuisance Brought on America, that Waste of National Broadcast Airtime, held a draft. Several people with women’s chromosomes (allegedly), brush cuts, lots of muscles, and at least 6’7″ in height were chosen to handle a striped circus ball at sideshows in empty stadiums across America.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Tags: America, basketball, Debbie Schlussel
Hey,
I’d rather have lesbians playing hoops than have them “teaching” in schools and colleges.
Like to see them play in full length burkas.
Walt from michigan on April 5, 2007 at 3:22 pm