March 6, 2013, - 3:45 pm
The Last Word on Hugo Chavez (MTWDHQ)
A number of readers have asked me for my comments on the death, yesterday, of Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez, MTWDHQ (May The Worms Digest Him Quickly), yesterday from cancer. And the reason I haven’t said anything is that there isn’t much more to be said. That Chavez was a despotic, crazy tyrant who caused the Venezuelan people to be ever more hungry and jobless is old news. That he sided with fellow tyrants of the world who did the same–Cuba’s Castros, Iran’s Ahmadinejad, and Ridgemont High’s Jeff Spicoli–also not exactly new info. That he hated America and had orgasms over self-hating American Noam Chomsky–also not exactly breaking news. That Chavez was an anti-Semite and hater of Israel maybe wasn’t as well known or reported in the news (reader Jon Grant of Grant Patent Services says his Jewish friends in Venezuela feel unsafe to walk the streets there, Jews have been beaten by Chavez thugs, and synagogues are gated now because of Chavez’s anti-Semitic conduct and speech; see more in his comment, below). But there is perhaps one more thing to say on Chavez, and I hope I’m not being disrespectful when I say:
Dear G-d,
You missed one. . .
Or maybe two . . .
Or three . . .
Buh-bye, dude. Rot In Hell.
Tags: Hugo Chavez, Jeff Spicoli, Noam Chomsky, Sean Penn, Venezuela
Actually I would have been interested in reading your spin on Jimmy Carter regarding Chavez. Not that I don’t know what you would have said. I do. I would have liked to read it in the delicious way you express your thoughts sometimes.
I_AM_ME on March 6, 2013 at 4:05 pm