By Debbie Schlussel

I think we’ve found the family of the year: this nutty family, the Festermans. I’m surprised they’re even married (assuming the reporter got that part right and I don’t assume a thing with Detroit’s lying FOX News operation that constantly broadcasts bunk as “fact”). The “father” a/k/a sperm donor really set a great example for his son. Normally, I’d say that filing charges against this guy is going overboard, but in this case, I’d say teach this lying fool a lesson–the one he won’t teach his son, which is why his son brought this stuff to school and sprayed it. These parents seem kind of proud of it all. Very sad. If I were the judge, I’d sentence this guy to a whole day in a room scented with “Liquid Ass.”

Also, why the heck is this “news”? Yet, it was the lead story on Detroit’s FOX News owned-and-operated Detroit FOX 2 News newscast, last night. But, then, that’s typical for this lowest of the low newscasts that panders to an urban audience like much of the rest of its programming.