So what? She is just one of the many treasonous back-stabbing hollywood idiots who make a career out of undermining America. The fact that she can shoot her big foul mouth off and get away with the egregious things that she says disproves her allegations of America being runned by religious fanatics. According to her warped mind, Bush is a bigger threat to her than a mastermind of the 9/11 attacks who would cut her throat and yet she is apologizing for him. Deport her to Afganistan (or anywhere in the middle-east) so she can see how humane her tabliban buddies are, exspecially to lesbians like herself. At least Bush was sensible enough not to appoint her as a minister over foreign policy. Nonetheless, she along with ABC should be fired for her outrageous statements. Just tune their shows so their ratings will plumment and they will be out of the media business in no time.

Jew Chick on March 15, 2007 at 12:06 pm

Sorry for the typo. I ment to say tune their shows off.

Jew Chick on March 15, 2007 at 12:07 pm

It’s difficult to know what to believe, to be honest. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is such an egotist and bombast that he’d probably take credit for global warming and El Nino if you gave him the opportunity.
Then of course you have to factor in that he’s been held under conditions that any defence council worthy of the name would be able to use to get him off of any thinkable charge in a normal criminal court.
Finally, there is the tendency of captured combatants to tell their interrogators exactly what they want to hear, because life tends to get easier for you if you make your interrogator look good.
We know for instance that captured :l Qaíeda guys in the past have told American interrogators of alleged plots they were hatching, that were inventions based on ideas gleaned after watching a Godzilla DVD back at their camp. (It was allegedly one of OBL’s favourite movies).
So I dunno, basically, my instinct tells me Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is important, but not as important as he would like us to believe.
As for that story about him being ë:L Qaíedaís number three guyí ñ thatís just bollocks. Thatís not how :l Qaíeda was structured, it was never an hierarchical organization.

The Purple Cow on March 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm

Debbie,
You’d definitely want to get ahold of Rush Limbaugh’s commentary on this. He just finished…..a must listen.
NOT SURE WHY I’D WANNA DO THAT, SINCE I WROTE A LOT OF THAT COMMENTARY, BUT WAS NOT CREDITED. I SENT HIM THIS PIECE BEFORE HIS SHOW AND SUGGESTED HE COMMENT ON IT. AND HE USED MY CRITIQUE OF ROSIE. THOUGH HE DID NOT MENTION ME, THAT WAS MY WORK. I’M SURE YOU MUST HAVE RECOGNIZED IT–NOTICED THAT HE MENTIONED THE PHOTO AND KSM’S NEPHEW, WHICH I CITED MORE THAN AN HOUR AGO. I’M SURE HE (RUSH) DID NOT OMIT MY NAME DELIBERATELY, AS HE GIVES ME CREDIT SOME OF THE TIME AND HAS ME LISTED ON HIS PERMANENT LINKS AT RUSH’S STACK OF STUFF. BUT THOSE WERE MY COMMENTS AND FACTS THAT I RAISED HERE, BEFOREHAND.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Ricky on March 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm

Walters most likely won’t fire O’Donnell IMHO but just allow the contract to expire and then not renew it. That way O’Donnell can say she would rather go onto other things and devote more time to her family (or some other surgar-coated claims) and Walters won’t come off as being the villain. Besides, it wouldn’t be surprising that a lot of what O’Donnell is saying is privately agreed-upon by Walters.
Bottom line…if one looks up the word “ignorance” a photo of Rosie O’Donnell should be included as a living example.

Carl on March 15, 2007 at 1:05 pm

Rosie lost contact with reality a long way back. It was fun watching her fight with Donald Trump they are both a few cards short of a full deck.

Burt on March 15, 2007 at 1:08 pm

Dear Debbie;
Rosie O’Donnell is a blatantly uneducated buffoon.
If being stupid, and obnoxious was a felony, she’d be doing 20 years to life.
I would love to see her living under severe Islamic law in the Middle East. Do you think she would love America then?
Sincerely;
EJO

EJO on March 15, 2007 at 1:09 pm

That’s it! Others, then Pawn Hannity, now Rush…as I’ve said for a long time it’s time for you to get your own show, Debbie.
I’m glad you still follow the pop culture these days, Debbie. I know someone has to report on the Rosies and other celeb weirdos, but I’ve made a conscious decision to not follow any news about them, except what others like you and Drudge report.
I am just disgusted at our culture wasting so much of our time and energy on Oprah, Rosie, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson (I’m not talking about you and others’ reporting, of course). I am a much happier person using my time and energy on more deserving things in life.
IN FAIRNESS TO RUSH, HE GIVES ME CREDIT SOME OF THE TIME AND HAS ME LISTED PERMANENTLY ON HIS DAILY STACK OF STUFF AS A SITE HE CHECKS REGULARLY. AND HE’S A REALLY NICE GUY AND NOT A LIAR. AND I AM SURE HE DID NOT LEAVE ME OUT, DELIBERATELY. THAT’S NEVER THE CASE WITH HIM. SEAN VANNITY, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A COMPLETE PHONY WHO HAS CONSTANTLY USED MY STUFF BUT HAS NEVER GIVEN ME CREDIT. I JUST RESENTED GETTING A COMMENT FROM SOMEONE SAYING, HEY, YOU SHOULD GET A COPY OF WHAT RUSH SAID (WHEN IT WAS STUFF I WROTE AND SENT HIM). THE STUFF RUSH IS SAYING NOW (1:27PM ET) ABOUT KSM IS NOT MINE.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Jeff_W on March 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm

That?s it, I can?t take her anymore! Not that I ever could. Debbie, please if you could post a link to the View so we can start an e-mail campaign to get Rosie O?Fathead fired.

OneIrishJew on March 15, 2007 at 1:11 pm

Maybe she started celebrating ST. Patrickís Day a few days early and inhaled a Keg or two?

OneIrishJew on March 15, 2007 at 1:14 pm

This woman should be promptly removed from the air and institutionalized. Her comments are horrifying. This is guy who personally admitted that he beheaded “the American Jew” Daniel Pearl ( http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8NSMGQ80&show_article=1 )
I am certain that he would be happy to behead Barbara Walters another “American Jew” on the next The View Ramadan holiday special. Perhaps ABC wants Rosie to preside over this. Are ratings worth this much? At this point someone needs to organise a boycott of the advertisers of this vile show. Perhaps it will be me.

Zardoz on March 15, 2007 at 1:15 pm

I don’t know about Rosie’s education and yes she is a buffoon, but make no mistake she has a lot of influence with the liberal and stupid housewife culture of this country.
I don’t think Walters will fire O’Donnell. I am sure her act is very popular with the birdbrains who watch that show. How can anyone be a regular view of that trash and have any common sense?
And, yes, I bet Walters is right in line with most of O’Donnell’s views, too.

Jeff_W on March 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm

It would be wise to be a little suspicious of this. How often do news reports turn out to be not quite right? I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he was involved in all those attacks, but I serioulsy doubt he was the “mastermind” behind them all. Probably some of them, but every major attack? I think it’s dangerous to say we have the main guy. And even if we do, and even if he was the mastermind of all the attacks, he’s been in custody for years so this does not mean we can let our guard down. He has been replaced and plans are still being made to kill as many of us as possible. At this point, having him in custody is not going to benefit us in the fight against terrorism today.

Stealthkix on March 15, 2007 at 1:22 pm

Rosie finally found a man she could love.

GEB4000 on March 15, 2007 at 1:56 pm

The Purple Sow gets it wrong, AGAIN!
The Purple Sow is making excuses for Khalid Mohammad, just as Rosie did.
The Purple Sow is downplaying Khalid’s involvement in 9/11 and other terrorist attacks.
The Purple Sow would defend Khalid in the courtroom if given the chance.
The Purple Sow sounds just like that other self-proclaimed Commie, Ron Kuby.
The Purple Sow is a self-proclaimed NAZI !
The Purple Sow did not even address Rosie’s comments, because The Purple Sow agrees with LIBERAL, America-hating Rosie.
Just as I’ve always said; LIBERALS hate America.
Rosie and The Purple Sow proves it.
LIBERALS hate America!
LIBERALS hate religion, but they love islam!
LIBERALS have ALWAYS sided with America’s enemies!
LIBERALS want to destroy America!
The Purple Sow belongs in a cave with Osama bum Laden.

Thee_Bruno on March 15, 2007 at 1:59 pm

Right on, Thee Bruno!
Purple Cow is just a usefull idiot for the liberal masses, no less.

Jew Chick on March 15, 2007 at 2:18 pm

There should be a protest by the audience of the view…which is 8 people.
Better yet, I’d spit right in her face and call her a radical islamic supporter. You bloated dyked up piece of shit, HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THOSE THAT KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE IN 9/11? The droppings of a cockroach has more meaning in the earth than you.

Squirrel3D on March 15, 2007 at 2:25 pm

I think the relevant question here is why is Ann Coulter villified for using the word “faggot’ but RSD is allowed to say whatever the heck she wants with no fear or repercussions?

MarySJ on March 15, 2007 at 2:30 pm

Rosie O’Donut, on “The View From The Garbage Barrel” decried the other hostess on the show that she wanted to take away Khalid’s humanity because he was a terrorist.
Can you believe that insane, LIBERAL “reasoning”?! Take away his humanity?! That sonofabitch (Khalid) took away the humanity of over 3,000 people on 9/11! Did fat Rosie ever think of that?! Of course not because she sides with America’s enemies…just as Bill Maher did when he called the 9/11 hijackers courageous for what they did.
LIBERALS hate America!

Thee_Bruno on March 15, 2007 at 2:47 pm

Did someone say Rush is not a liar? Hello? Drug addict?? Convicted felon??
RUSH IS NOT A CONVICTED FELON, NOR HAS HE EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME. THAT HE BECAME ADDICTED TO A DRUG HE LEGALLY TOOK FOR BACK SURGERY AND THEN WENT INTO REHAB DOES NOT MAKE HIM A LIAR IN THE LEAST. I THINK HE’S QUITE TRUTHFUL AND ON THE MARK.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

LoveAManInAUniform on March 15, 2007 at 2:54 pm

Rosie is a mentally ill flibbertigibbet. She can’t even get through life without pounding down anti-depressants every day. She’s a self-absorbed, depressed, narcissistic, paranoid, sexually dysfunctional windbag who, literally, purchased her entire family.
It’s not shocking that Rosie wants to give aid and comfort to scumbag Islamic terrorists, because, when you think about it, Rosie herself has murdered more people than even that evil scum KSM. Rosie is pro-choice, and the pro-choice cult is responsible for the slaughter of innocent fetuses to the tune of over a million lives a year in the United States alone. Thus, and as such, Rosie probably feels a kinship with the mass-murderer, KSH.
I would love to see you go on “The View” and put the depressed dingbat in her place. I won’t hold my breath though, itís not like the fascist lefties are fair enough to allow a Conservative point of view.
PS: Donald Trump is right about her! 🙂

Freudianslippers on March 15, 2007 at 3:03 pm

Bruno, pal, you’d be taken way more seriously if you didn’t use lame puns that only you found funny. “the view from the garbage barrel”? That’s just lame. Just call it what it is, state your points, and move on.
Then again, as my name states, all conservatives have this problem. Dhimmi-rats? Seriously, are we in the third grade?

ConservativesLovePuns(descent) on March 15, 2007 at 3:13 pm

“Rosie finally found a man she could love.”
– Ha!
Looking at those pics, I say they share a close resemblance: Separated at birth? Rosie = KSM trapped inside a woman’s body?

Jeremiah on March 15, 2007 at 3:23 pm

Descent,
I use those terme because they ACCURATELY describe the situation. You LIBERALS whack jobs have engaged in name-calling for decades…it’s about time we return the favor.
AND, just because you have a problem with me using terminology that ACCURATELY describes the situation, well, guess what…I’m going to continue to employ such tactics.
“The View From The Garbage Barrel” is an apt description of that lame show hosted by a bunch of LIBERAL airheads (redundant) ad a faux conservative.
BTW, Dhimmi-rat is another accurate description of the Democraps who cater to America’s enemies, and who want to bring about the destruction of this country with new-age PC bullshit.

Thee_Bruno on March 15, 2007 at 3:34 pm

Debbie,
(I’m the Ricky from above) Yes, I noticed the similarities in part of Rush’s commentary & your post. That’s why I thought you’d be interested (the old, “Great Minds Think Alike” mantra). Sorry, I had no clue that you sent him a link or that he was reading, as I recall him calling her an ignoramous & a few other things that were clearly off-the-cuff.
It was simply a case of my thinking “Hey, Rush sounds a lot like Debbie on this one. She’d probably like to hear that!”.

Ricky on March 15, 2007 at 3:50 pm

I am suprised that anyone even knows what she says. I have never seen her show and don’t know anyone who has. I pretty sure I will never see it. How is it that anyone even cares what she has to say?

Will on March 15, 2007 at 3:58 pm

Hey, I don’t have a problem with it at all. 1st amendment, you know? Just saying that the jokes are kind of lame. Not because they’re at the expense of democrats, you could make the same jokes about republicans and I’d think they were just as bad, but because they’re just not funny.
That’s just my opinion, and I thought I’d share it 🙂

ConservativesLovePuns(descent) on March 15, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Descent, Descent, Descent,
I know you find my jokes and sarcasm effective at attacking LIBERALS and their agenda, otherwise, you wouldn’t try to get me to stop. If my attempts were lame and unfunny and embarassing, well, then, you’d just let me keep making an “ass of myself”.
You’re trying to use what is called “reverse psychology” on me. LIBERALS always try to use reverse psychology on people because they’re not too brilliant and that is their only means of defense. Now, I’m not calling you an idiot, quite the opposite – you’ve tried many other tactics, to no avail, so I’m giving you some credit. My only fault with you is that, after all those lame attempts, you’ve resorted to the kind of infantile tactic the rest of the irrational LIBERAL lot uses.
But, keep posting. At least you’re not a Foaming-At-The-Mouth LIB, and that’s why I like you. 😉

Thee_Bruno on March 15, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Guess who else reads something on Debbie’s site and posts it on her blog a few days later? Michelle Malkin. I like Michelle Malkin but I didn’t appreciate the way she played into the libs hands re: the Ann Coulter comment. All outraged. There are a lot of conservatives out there who want to be loved by the libs and mainstream media. Sean Vannity, the narcissist, is the main offender.

lexi on March 15, 2007 at 5:09 pm

Put a mustache on Rosie and she looks like KSM. I think that dieseldyke is heading for a breakdown. She seems hypomanic to me.

lexi on March 15, 2007 at 5:11 pm

ìThe Purple Sow is making excuses for Khalid Mohammad, just as Rosie did.î
No I am not.
**
ìThe Purple Sow is downplaying Khalid’s involvement in 9/11 and other terrorist attacks.î
True, but thatís because I donít believe heís involved in all the attacks that he claims, but there are many other people of all political persuasions who agree with me.
**
ìThe Purple Sow would defend Khalid in the courtroom if given the chance.î
No I wouldnít.
**
ìThe Purple Sow sounds just like that other self-proclaimed Commie, Ron Kuby.î
Never heard of him.
**
ìThe Purple Sow is a self-proclaimed NAZI ì
Well make your mind up! Which is it? Ten seconds ago you were telling me Iím a communist. Jeez louiseÖ
**
ìThe Purple Sow did not even address Rosie’s comments, because The Purple Sow agrees with LIBERAL, America-hating Rosie.î
I didnít address OíConnelís comments because I hadnít read them, now I have and as reported, they are pretty stupid.
**
ìJust as I’ve always said; LIBERALS hate America.î
I donít know any liberals, but I doubt thatís true.
**
ìRosie and The Purple Sow proves it.î
Well I canít speak for Rosie, but I donít hate America, I visited there last summer and had quite a nice time. Visited my wifeís family in Minnesota, very nice. Hot though.
**
ìLIBERALS hate America!î
Youíve said that already, and I still doubt it.
**
ìLIBERALS hate religion, but they love islam!î
Well as a Socialist I canít speak for Liberals, but I donít hate religion. It amuses me, but I donít hate it. I donít favor Islam either, anyone who believes in God is just weak.
**
ìLIBERALS have ALWAYS sided with America’s enemies!î
No thatís patently untrue.
**
ìLIBERALS want to destroy America!î
Clearly thatís nonsense.
**
ìThe Purple Sow belongs in a cave with Osama bum Laden.î
Well given a choice between spending a day in a cave with Osama or you Thee-boy, Iíd choose Osamah. He might be an evil bastard, but at least he speaks comprehensible English.
So 1 correct statement out of 14 Thee-Boy ñ thatís just about par for your course, isnít it?

The Purple Cow on March 15, 2007 at 5:36 pm

The Purple Sow vomited;
“… anyone who believes in God is just weak.”
LMFAO!!!!!!!
That’s just what the Commies and the NAZI’s said.
Hey, come to think of it, you, yourself, are a self-proclaimed Marxist and NAZI, so it doesn’t come as a shock to me that you call people who believe in God, “weak”.
How typical of you, you Marxist/NAZI bastard, to get on your high horse and look down your nose as you berate and mock those who believe in God – you arrogant, bigoted slime. How typical of a LIBERAL turd, like yourself, to be so intolerant, yet you lecture others in tolerance.
And, furthermore, I hereto ban you from entering my country anymore. Do not soil my Judeo/Christian-founded country with your atheistic/Marxist/Nazi beliefs and propaganda. Do not breathe my air, drink my water, or eat my food – stay in your Turd-World cesspool and live amongst your trash.
LMFAO!

Thee_Bruno on March 15, 2007 at 6:01 pm

What Rosie O’Ton-of-Fun should feel bad about is the waste of perfectly good flour her equally skanky partner has to roll her in to fall in to find the wet spot. As far as her undying affection for KSM, he looks like Ron Jeremy’s mentally challenged twin…maybe that’s the closest she’ll ever get to the real deal.
Hey Purple Cow…you’re proof that Barney had a one-nighter with Bullwinkle.

1shot1kill on March 15, 2007 at 7:34 pm

Thee Pruno, let me describe you in words you can understand-
MOONBAT!

code7 on March 15, 2007 at 7:59 pm

1shot1kill: Please don’t make a comment like that, I’ll certainly have a nightmare tonight. I may never make or eat any flour product again.
Thee_Bruno: I personally lol after reading many of your posts. Keep’em coming!

warpmine on March 15, 2007 at 8:59 pm

I don’t get it… aren’t there laws that prohibit people from making such false statements on television? It’s one thing to present a news story and then give an opinion on it, but Rosie is misleading people by pulling facts out of her big fat ass. Shouldn’t the FCC be fining ABC?

Jose on March 15, 2007 at 10:41 pm

>>”… anyone who believes in God is just weak.”
>LMFAO!!!!!!!
>That’s just what the Commies and the NAZI’s said.
Thee_Bruno, you’re a complete idiot. The Nazis were CHRISTIANS!!!

jaillibby on March 15, 2007 at 10:51 pm

JelliBelly vomited;
“The Nazis were CHRISTIANS!!!”
We already refuted this lie on previous threads on this blog..you atheistic, muzlum bastard!
Do us all a favor and read this blog before re-posting the same, tired, left-wing, commie, socilaistic, muzlum propaganda bullshit.
Jeez, don’t you people EVER get tired of re-posting the same bullshit over, and over, again – even though you’ve been proven to be liars using different handles?
Get a fucking life…you degenerate swine.
Really, you’re so pathetic that you can’t even come up with something original…you have to keep recycling the same left-wing, atheistic, muzlum bullshit lies.
Grow up!
Try this on for size: Mohammad was a degenerate pedophile who murdered those who stood in his way and engaged in thievery because he was never able to earn anything honestly, nor was he capable of earning the respect of others other through violence and threats. Some fucking profit – yet, you posters never find fault with the phony profit….you can only try to bring down Christianity. And, that’s because you’re nothing but a bunch of Satan-worshiping scum..a/k/a muzlums.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….
Keep trying…..LMFAO!

Thee_Bruno on March 15, 2007 at 11:28 pm

What amazes me is that al Qaeda and all muslims allows a confessed dyke to be their spokesgayperson.
One that looks like Porky Pig at that!
Does anyone else find this strange?
What exactly do they do in those caves?

the time is now on March 15, 2007 at 11:54 pm

I’ve got it. Rosie O’Slob while hanging upside down to treat her depression hit her head several times. The device she used seemed like a bungee chord. I can totally picture it her head hitting the floor repeatedly like a pogo stick. HAHAHAHA!

OneIrishJew on March 16, 2007 at 12:17 am

Thee_Bruno:
Your posts are great———-thanks!!!

CarpeDiem on March 16, 2007 at 2:10 am

I definitely think R O’Donnell needs a complete psych evaluation. She may be bipolar-last week talking of her deep depression and at other times completely manic. She is unable to control her impulses on the View and will say all kinds of things that really get her in trouble such as w/ Trump, KSM, and this latest paranoid conspiracy theory stuff. Too bad ABC and Barbara won’t fire her as she is totally out of control. If she really had someone who cared about her they would get her off the air and in for a real evaluation. None of this hanging upside down b.s.! What kind treatment is that for someone in her mental state? Then there is her other disease of liberalism for which there is no cure.

CarpeDiem on March 16, 2007 at 2:27 am

Rosie is a train wreck waiting to happen. Donald is right, she ruins everything she touches. I think she should be dropped in the middle of a muslim country and we’d see how she’d fare…good for nothing whiner.
As for barbara walters…she has really proven how trashy she has been willing to go. I always thought she was classy but I have little respect for her now..and it began declining when she trashed the poor breastfeeding woman who needed to feed her hungry baby on the airplane. Barbara walters can go get bent too.
ps. I’m so sick of the whole ..we feel sorry for the perp. What about the innocent people? Are they chopped liver?

Highrise on March 16, 2007 at 3:55 am

“That’s just what the Commies and the NAZI’s said.”
Well the commies might have said it, not being a Communist I wouldn’t know, but the Nazis were definately Christians as I proved conclusivly on that other thread.
**
“Hey, come to think of it, you, yourself, are a self-proclaimed Marxist and NAZI, so it doesn’t come as a shock to me that you call people who believe in God, “weak”.”
As you well know thee-boy, I am neither a Marxist nor a Nazi. You need to get your insults lined up, you can be any one of Communist, Marxist or Nazi – but it’s impossible to be any two or more.
This level of ‘debate’ might work on your high-school playground thee-boy, but amongst us adults it jut makes you look stoooooopid.
***
“How typical of you, you Marxist/NAZI bastard, to get on your high horse and look down your nose as you berate and mock those who believe in God – you arrogant, bigoted slime. How typical of a LIBERAL turd, like yourself, to be so intolerant, yet you lecture others in tolerance.”
No I’m not intolerent, I do tolerate you, just as i do tolerate Muslims, Buddhists Sikhs and all the others. Would I want to spend a free evening with any of them?
Naaah.
**
“And, furthermore, I hereto ban you from entering my country anymore.”
Hey no sweat,dude. it’s your loss.
**
“..stay in your Turd-World cesspool and live amongst your trash.”
Yeah I know, all foreigners are trash right? That’s what you guys think.
But you know what? You can jackboot your army across the face of the human race, and no doubt you will get what you want. But remember this – playground bullies usually get what they want – but nobody actually likes them.
LMFAO!

The Purple Cow on March 16, 2007 at 4:08 am

Oderint dum metuant.

WV.Hillbilly on March 16, 2007 at 8:40 am

The Purple Sow woke up this morning at the “call to prayer”. He rose, washed his nostrils with his toes, put on his dirty nightshirt, then slowly walked over to his mosque dragging his prayer rug in the gargbage-festooned streets of his Turd-World home.
Upon arriving at the mosque, het met his cousins – who just happen to be his entire village – and proceeded to enter the mosque where they were handed leaflets on how to constuct bombs using ordinary household chemicals.
Before the imam gave his usual sermon about how the infidel must be slaughtered, how the West has caused all of the muzlums’ ills, and lectured on the proper use of duct tape and gerbils, The Purple Sow prayed next to his cousins, kneeling with his rear end high in the air so that the cousin behind him could admire it with a burning desire.
After prayers and gun practice were over, The Purple Sow left his mosque, bade farewell to his entire village of cousins, and made the way back to his mud-brick hut, kicking at the garbage in the street and spitting on the rats.
He thought about going to his job at the street market selling peeled banana skins, but he was just too tired from the previous night of practicing his Nazi Goose-Step Marching and yelling Allahu Ackbar (only god knows why I’m doing this). So, The Purple Sow went back to his dirt-strewn pit with no furniture except for a dirty mattress thrown against the wall, underneath pictures of Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, and Che Guevara.
As his head hit his stone pillow, The Purple Sow nodded off to sleep dreaming about mighty battles slaying the infidel, and wallowing around in a pet shop full of gerbils.

Thee_Bruno on March 16, 2007 at 10:00 am

Sorry tea-boy, but as descriptions of daily life in Amsterdam go, that’s about the least accurate I’ve ever read.

The Purple Cow on March 16, 2007 at 12:08 pm

A NOTE FOR ROSIE . . .
The lofty thoughts
of carnal men
go only as high as the ceiling:
flowery words ~
meant to impress the world
with a passion
for peace,
love,
and safety.
“Love you;
love me.
I respect your beliefs;
respect mine.
Let’s live together,
love each other
blissfully.
In peace
let us share this life.”
Gallant ideas in a sinful world,
so tender,
big-hearted,
resourceful.
Impressed by your words,
shall we lay down our swords?
Will you recant
when we’re buried in rubble?
This is not heaven, dear Rosie.
Evil men
are incapable
of love,
and the same spirit
that drives them
is manipulating you:
it’s anti-Christ,
it’s deception,
it’s death.
–Cheri Henderson
CHERI:
THAT’S GREAT. YOU ARE A TALENTED POET.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Cheri Henderson on March 16, 2007 at 2:01 pm

What is becoming of America? It seems that we are being undermined on almost every important issue we face by lunatic liberals like Rosie O’Donnell. In America,Americans should come first. I’m a firm believer in the belief that “if you think America and Americans are so bad” leave. If you are not Pro-American you need to relinquish your American citizenship. These people like Rosie O’Donnell need a reality check and need to realize what a tremendous privilege it means to be American. In the Middle East, a woman could never become a comedian let alone be openly lesbian. If we have to “torture” terrorists to prevent future terrorist attacks I’m for it. I didn’t support “Iraq War” when it started but now that I have learned about “Islam” I understand “terrorism” and fully support what our troops are doing. Terrorism is a very real threat not just a government scare tactic. These Islamic Extremists are the ultimate enemy because they don’t fear death and they believe that their doing God’s work (as a crazy as that sounds). They blame America,Israel and the Jews for the state that the Middle East and the “Muslim” world. Now I got nothing against the “Good” Muslims but these Islamic Extremists have been infiltrating our society for the past two decades. Sleeper cells exist throughout our country and one would never suspect a thing because you can’t look at someone tell that they are a terrorist. Now they’re beginning to recruit American born Muslim-Converts of varying ethnicities. And so i ask Rosie O’Donnell and the rest of the liberals who continually undermine America “How will you feel when buses,metros,and subways start exploding here in America?”

justin on March 16, 2007 at 4:55 pm

justin said in reference to LIBERALS;
“How will you feel when buses,metros,and subways start exploding here in America?”
They’d feel vindicated. They’d be filled with joy. Don’t believe me?! Just ask, Rosie, Bill Maher, Ward Churchill, Maggie Gyllenhaal, et al.

Thee_Bruno on March 17, 2007 at 10:53 am