By Debbie Schlussel
Earlier today, I posted Jimmy Kimmel’s absolutely hilarious monologue on Michael Jackson’s death. It’s a must see, regardless of how you felt about Jackson, because it’s not about him, but about some of the asinine public reaction.
One of the items Kimmel mentions is the “Michael Jackson Moonwalk Cheeto” currently on Ebay. I thought it was a joke. But it isn’t, and it comes with this description:

The Cheeto That Foretold Michael Jackson’s Future! Found the week before he died! (thriller; king of pop)

Even more hilarious is that the Cheeto, at the time I write this, is up to $26.00 in bids. Yup, there are 16 dummies that bid on this cheeto. You know the quote about the birthrate of suckers.
Does This Look Like Michael Jackson to You? . . .