By Debbie Schlussel
Beware of Ms. Thangs Bearing Special Messages.
That’s the warning that Department of Homeland Security agents and other employees should take to heart as they hear from the special guest at their “Town Hall” meeting, tomorrow.
The First Ms. Thang a/k/a Michelle Hussein Obama will be the guest of honor and she will deliver a “special message” from Barack Hussein Obama. One wonders what it could be:
* Thanks for not deporting my aunt Zeytouni Onyango?
* Thanks for not enforcing immigration laws, er . . . thanks for enforcing “comprehensive immigration reform”?

* You may now return to your homes and farms. All national security problems, including the illegal alien invasion have been solved?
* As-Salaam Aleikum Al-Ikhwan Al-Muslimeen [Peace Be Unto You, the Muslim Brotherhood]?
* Prepare to absorb our new amnestyized population of Somalian pirates, who have earned the special right of citizenship from their heroics. Perhaps they could join their fellow countrymen at the Agriprocessors plant where you created some job openings for them?
Well, it could be any of these or worse. But here’s the scoop, sent to me by my spies at DHS:

From: ICE-Broadcast
Sent: Monday, April 13, 2009 3:47 PM
Subject: MESSAGE FROM SECRETARY NAPOLITANO: TUESDAY, APRIL 14 TOWN HALL WITH THE FIRST LADY
Importance: High
April 13, 2009
Dear Colleagues,
I am pleased to announce that tomorrow, April 14, at 11 a.m., I will hold a special town hall event from the Nebraska Avenue Complex in Washington, D.C., where we will be joined by a very special guest, First Lady Michelle Obama, who will speak to employees and bring a message from President Obama.

The town hall will be posted on our Web site and will be accessible via a link that will be placed on both Department and Component intranets for later viewing.
This is a tremendous statement about you, the hundreds of thousands of DHS employees throughout the world who do the hard and sometimes invisible work protecting this country from harm. I hope you take the same message from this visit that I do – that your hard work is being recognized by the country’s first family.

Uh-huh. “Recognized” by releasing the illegal aliens back to their employer, giving them work authorization, and investigating the agents who arrested them?

This is an exciting opportunity for the Department, and I hope you will take the time to view the video once it is posted.

I’m sure the agents are soooooo excited about this “exciting opportunity” to hear Ms. Thang.

Sincerely,
Janet Napolitano
Secretary

Remember how Michelle Obama treated cops during the campaign? Like she was more royal than Queen Elizabeth.
Don’t expect tomorrow’s act to be any different.