I am mystified. Why are they wearing the white masks?

Perpetua on February 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm

The white mask signifies the duality of today’s NBA athlete. On one hand you have an athlete that only wants to compete to be the best, on the other hand you have a freak who has more money than he knows what to do with, and yet inside him is artist needing an outlet to express his dreams…desires…oh who am I kidding.

Skiito on February 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm

You’ve got issues lady. You really do. What was so damn objectionable in that video? Shaq pulled his sweat pants off to reveal his GASP long shorts? Those dancers are EXTREMELY talented. Shaq came out and played to the crowd. You are anti anything that is remotely related to hip hop. You are a clown. You’re the one who needs a clown mask because you’re the only one with ZERO talent.

secular_progrogressive on February 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Not to worry, Debbie. Next year Dirk Nowitzki will be dressed up as Dick Van Dyke and performing Me Ol’ Bamboo with the Justices of the Supreme Court.

Anonymous1 on February 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm

That was pretty cool. I dont care for these dance groups. I think it is light hearted fun. At least they are bumping and grinding like they are making love to the air.

californiascreaming on February 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Prior comment should read “NOT bumping and grinding”

californiascreaming on February 16, 2009 at 11:43 pm

There wasn’t anything objectionable about that performance. It just looked like Shaq was getting ready to play basketball by switching into shorts, not stripping. I thought the dancers and the DJ were cool.

LibertarianBulbasaur on February 17, 2009 at 1:05 am

Debbie Schlussel is a gimmick. Plain and simple. She plays the big, tough, controversial, conservative chick. It is so damn obvious. It showed during this post. If you went DEEP, down south and found the most conservative preacher, they wouldn’t find a single thing wrong with that clip.
Oh yea Debs, if you think the Jabbawockeez are untalented, how about trying to pull off some of these moves?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqcUAerkCks

secular_progrogressive on February 17, 2009 at 8:48 am

ROTFLMAO
What the hell wass that.
The things I be missing out here lost in space.
Debbie you are the best gold star for you today
Catherine

Catherine on February 17, 2009 at 11:29 am

Does any of that ghetto trash even know the meaning,or origin of, the word “Jabberwocky”,an English slang term? Don’t bet on it,because you know one of the group heard the word, or saw it, somewhere,liked the sound of it,and just thought it would be a “funky” name.In other words, the typical Black abomination of far more civilized (White) culture, abominated in the form of uncivilized gyrating simulating horniness,to ugly ,thunderous “rhythyms”, hollering,chanting,etc.
And that’s just the NBA all “star” game itself,but I wanna tell ya….

OldSchoolW on February 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Boy the hip hoppers are a sensitive bunch. Now if I could pull off the move of getting the 1:21 of my life back it took to watch that crap.
And a DEEP south preacher might not find the video objectionable, but he likely would…you know…think it SUCKED!

Southernops on February 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Still LMAO
what was all that pushing???
sorry but my eyes are wet
Catherine

Catherine on February 18, 2009 at 5:04 am

I thought that was pretty cool, in that somewhat schmalzy American way. You would have to be pretty desperate to find anything offensive about it.

No Pasaran! on February 18, 2009 at 5:18 am

high-brow in American culture
Still
LMAO
Catherine

Catherine on February 18, 2009 at 3:15 pm

I thought that was flippin’ hilarious. Gotta love the lame music that was playing while Shaq showed us a couple of steps, as Tommy from Goodfellas said to Spider.
I think the Shaq Attack showed enough moves that he might be a serious competitor on next season’s “Dancing with the Stars”

trewsdetroit on February 18, 2009 at 6:29 pm

I didn’t realize the Robot was still in style.

trewsdetroit on February 18, 2009 at 6:30 pm