By Debbie Schlussel
Question: Can we call this guy a “community organizer”?
Yes. We. Can.
Darwin Award candidate Alejandro Melendez calls 911 that people with guns were behind him. Then, he hangs up. When 911 calls back, he tells them to hold on, while he does a drug deal. Now, that’s what I call, “community organizin’.”

Dispatcher: “Hello?”
Suspect: “Hello?”
Dispatcher: “Hi, it’s police.”
Suspect: “Yeah, I’m… Did you come?”
Dispatcher: “Ok, what do they, we’re on the way.”
Suspect: “I’m right here at the pit stop. Hold on one second.”
Voice: “Thank you sir, what do you need, a ten pack? You need a ten pack?”
Suspect: “Alright. Huh? 75. Yeah.”
Dispatcher: “He’s in front of the Pit stop doing a drug deal.”

DebbieSchlussel.com New Word of the Day: Ten-pack.