February 4, 2009, - 1:06 pm
Girlie Man Nation: Basic Grooming Tips for Men Who Don’t Wanna Look Like Chicks
By Debbie Schlussel
And now for the latest, “Men: The New Women” alert . . . .
So, this morning when I opened up the USA Today sports section, this picture, below, was staring at me. I thought it was a story about women’s basketball until I read the headline and the caption of the story.
This is B.J. Mullens who plays on the Ohio State men’s basketball team. But look at him–specifically his eyebrows. They’ve been shaped and sculpted into a woman’s eyebrows. All the masculinity has been waxed out of them. I mean, the guy looks like a cross-dresser or female impersonator who took the day off.
Yes, I know this guy is seven feet tall and very masculine. But getting his eyebrows done that way just took the wind out of his testosterone sails. He looks like a chick. It’s one thing to eliminate the beastly-looking unibrow, but guys, here’s a tip: Don’t do this (unless you’re in between “re-assignment” surgeries).
More of B.J. Mullens’ girlie-man brows:
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The 7 foot girl, Mullens, also looks like he shaves his arms and chest from the pictures. If a guy shaves his chest or any part of his body besides his face and neck, it is clue he/she is definitely not a real man. We are not going to have an effective military in a few years if our nation continues to produce these type of girly men.
Gabe on February 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm