January 14, 2009, - 4:01 pm
World’s Most Famous Failed High School Jock Gets New Sports Card Series
By Debbie Schlussel
Yes, I know, his high school hoops team went to the Hawaii state championship, but it wasn’t that he was all that on the court. If it were, he’d have gotten a basketball scholarship.
Still, now, I’m gonna have to rethink my patronage of Topps (I have a Wacky Packs collection), since they now think photos of some guy’s high school basketball games are worthy of a sports card series:
The Topps Company, Inc. today unveiled a Barack Obama commemorative trading card series which pays special tribute to President-Elect Barack Obama and his historic achievements. . . .
“The presidential election of Barack Obama is a milestone event destined to be written about and discussed for generations,” said Topps CEO Scott Silverstein. “Through the medium of its familiar trading cards, Topps is proud and honored to offer consumers with a one-of-a-kind keepsake of this remarkable moment.”
The Topps 90-card series documents, in nearly 200 color photos and fact-filled text, Obama’s only-in-America life story, beginning with his humble childhood and culminating with his incredible rise to the White House.
Each of the 90 cards comprising the Barack Obama Inaugural Edition tell a different and compelling story of his life — from his childhood in Hawaii to his college days at Columbia and Harvard … from his job as a community organizer on Chicago’s South Side to his election to the U.S. Senate in 2004…from his whirlwind presidential campaign to his rousing victory speech on election night. Poignant relationships with his parents, grandparents, wife, children and other family members are featured, as well as those with political figures and global leaders, in photos and words, many culled from Obama’s own speeches and writings.
The series also includes:
* Newsworthy appearances of influential public figures such as Oprah Winfrey, Caroline Kennedy and Bruce Springsteen
* A “first dog” redemption card which entitles fans to receive a printed Topps card featuring the to-be-determined White House pup
* A rare Obama card pictured in his Punahou High School basketball uniform — within a vintage 1978 Topps basketball card design
* Foil stamped inaugural parallel cards
* Silver foil sticker parallels which include powerful slogans and quotes as well as photographic imagery
Each foil-wrapped pack contains six premium-quality cards, plus one sticker, at a suggested retail price of $1.99 per pack and is available now in stores nationwide.
Already trading at e-bay.
Better name for this: Wacky Packs, All New Series #10.
Strange, but these “poignant photos” aren’t included in the Topps series. Damn. . .
No Rashid Khalidi cards either, since the video is still “unavailable.”
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In other silly Barack-Obama-As-Faux-Sports-Star news, the Brooklyn Cyclones will change its name to the “Baracklyn Cyclones” on June 23 and give away Obama bobbleheads. Pathetic.
President George H.W. Bush (41) played 1st Base on the Yale Baseball Team, and I don’t remember Topps releasing a commemorative set for him. This Obama-worshipping is beyond creepy.
Yiddish Steel on January 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm