January 5, 2009, - 3:24 pm
World’s Most Famous Overbearing Shrew (& Hubby) Gives You “Sexy” Marriage Advice
By Debbie Schlussel
Cue the Minnie Riperton music and get out the barf bag. You knew this was coming. But why didn’t we get “sexy” marriage advice from Hillary and Bill?
I subscribe to “Women’s Health” magazine because they have good workout routines and exercises, as well as healthy recipes. I didn’t think my health included banal, obvious, unoriginal “advice” from these two. But I thought wrong. Blechhhh. Oh, and it’s not just the fitness mag, it’s US Magazine, too.
Hmmm . . . Teamwork, Be Friends, Be Affectionate, Be Funny. I’m sure no married couple has ever heard such unique, insightful marital wisdom before. How ever did she (or her publicist) dream these up? Up next, genius fitness advice from the First Missus: Eat Less, Work Out.
Then, there are Barack’s rules, coupled with dumb, unPresidential, goofy photos. Same obvious non-insight: Be There For Your Family, Focus on the Future, Ignore Distractions, blah, blah, blah, etc.
US Magazine:
Musical Accompaniment:
An unwarranted dig at Reagan. He was a movie star, married at one time of his life to Jane Wyman, one of the top movie stars in Hollywood. He never did anything romantic??!!??
It appears that these liberals, who oppose all kinds of oppression and discrimination are not above a little age discrimination themselves when it suits their purposes. Isn’t there some age discrimination in these magazines’ treatment of Reagan and George & Barbara Bush?
I haven’t seen too many women over 50 or 60 (or even 40) on the covr of Women’s Health. They would probably benefit from the workouts as much or more than any other women. Just like Prevention magazine, supposedly on the edge of leading culture. You really have to look in order to see, either in the text or the ads, older women.
But in perspective, weren’t Sarah Palin and her husband probably as affectionate as the Obamas? I’ll bet Sarah Palin likes flowers too, and the Palins were probably cute, funny, etc.
c f on January 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm