December 17, 2008, - 12:45 pm
Hey Conspiracy Theorists, Here’s How I “Build-a-Burger”
By Debbie Schlussel
I do a lot of radio interviews and a very infinitesmally few of them are with online shows. In general, I try to investigate the shows that invite me, and I appear on the ones that get a lot of traffic. But sometimes, I screw up. Shame on me.
Take, my interview, last week, for instance, with something called TruNews.com. Sadly, I didn’t realize that the website and associated show apparently subscribe to 9/11 conspiracy theories and Trutherism, and just general, stale anti-Semitic BS.
I was on the show to discuss my piece on Barack Hussein Obama’s apparently fraudulent Selective Service registration. The interview went fine for the first ten minutes or so. But, then, the host, Rick Wiles, started going off about the “New World Order” and the “Shadow Government.” I was waiting to hear black helicopters buzzing in my ears from the active imaginations of this host and his audience. I told him that I want to be clear that I don’t believe in that stuff.
It went downhill from there and went something like this:
TruNews host: “Well haven’t you heard of the Bilderbergs?” he asked.
Me: “Oh, you wanna know how I build a burger? Well, first I put ketchup on and there’s gotta be mustard and relish. . .”
Real . . .
Fake . . .
TruNews host: “You’ve never heard of the Bilderbergs? [Starts explaining this mythical group of people.]”
Me: “Yes, I just told you. I love to build a burger. The bun has to be toasted. And I like ketchup and mustard . . .”
TruNews host: “Come on, you know what I’m talking about.”
Me: “I love my burgers medium well. And I think I’m gonna have to end this interview.”
TruNews host: “No, you’re not gonna hang up on me.”
Me: Click.
No wonder they don’t spell the word “true” correctly. There’s nothing truthful about this gang of nutcases and anti-Semites.
Afterward, I got a couple of angry, anti-Semitic e-mails, calling me rude and “explaining” how the Jews control the world (and how 9/11 was an “inside job”). Like I’ve always said, I’m still waiting for my share of this “control,” my piece of the “international banking system.”
For now, I’m gonna go build a burger. Drives these nutcases even more crazy when I say so.
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By the way, if you want to help me Build-a-Burger, you’ll have to join me at Rami’s. It’s the only kosher burger place in the Detroit area. And FYI, the prices for kosher meat across the U.S.A. went up, thanks to Julie Myers’ dumb, wasteful raid on Agriprocessors kosher meat plant, which achieved only one thing–taking jobs from Catholic Latino immigrants and giving them to Muslim Somalian extremists.
LOL. I love it. Classic DS!
bonzerwolf on December 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm