December 14, 2008, - 6:37 pm
VIDEO: Bush Gets “A+” for Shoe-Dodging; Secret Service Gets “F”; Thrower Tries Out for New NFL “Dearborn Jihadists”
By Debbie Schlussel
It’s a good thing they were just shoes, and that President Bush has great reflexes and dodging abilities. Not so much so for White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, who has a black eye. Again, lucky it was just a pair of shoes.
Then, there’s the PPD–the Presidential Protective Detail–of the U.S. Secret Service. Whoever headed this shift needs to be reassigned to checking fake currency in South Dakota. Not only did the guy succeed in throwing one shoe at the Prez, but had time to “reload” and throw the second one, too. And his aim was perfect and unfettered each time (great passer–get him a tryout with the new NFL Franchise that will replace the Lions, the Dearborn Jihadists). That’s the problem with the Secret Service. Their protectee gets shot, they get assigned to the next protectee.
I studied and wrote a thesis paper on the Secret Service in college, and read everything ever written by any agent (including “Confessions of an Ex-Secret Service Agent,” about aloof Special Agent Marty Venker, who’d guard the Prez, then hit the club scene and hang with Madonna at night in the early ’80s). My conclusion: They need to run the agency like a meritocracy, not just another government bureaucracy. Given the shoe incident, my recommendations stand.
In the Middle East, throwing a shoe at someone is an insult. And this is the thanks the President received for freeing Iraq from Saddam Hussein. Like the old saying has it, “no good deed goes unpunished.” How fitting!
NormanF on December 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm