By Debbie Schlussel
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You know that Islamic “modesty” we keep hearing about? Despite the fact that 9/11 hijackers visited “The Pink Pony” strip club and patronized prostitutes, the liberal media–and Jeff Jacoby–were all up in arms about Islamic modesty when it was reported that sexy American interrogators may have touched their body parts on Gitmo detainees’ backs.
Well, as I’ve written time and again–including in “Sex & The Islamic Terrorist,” there’s no such thing as Islamic “modesty”. Their religion has no special monopoly on it, and frankly Christianity and Judaism have stronger claims.
Just as a reminder, here’s yet another example of the real Islamic “modesty.” Sadly, it took Westerners’ lives. Oh, and it happened right after he left prayers at the mosque (which this politically correct report refers to only as “services”) and a trip to a “lap dancing club” and called around for a prostitute. Let’s hear it for “Islamic modesty,” baby!:

A speeding drink-driver [DS: sic] who was masturbating at the wheel of his car as he killed two people was yesterday jailed for eight years – but told he could be free in just four.
Imran Hussain’s Audi Q7 was travelling “like a speeding bullet” and as though he had a “death wish” before it hit the car of an airport-bound family set for a dream holiday in Florida.
Drivers who ran to his aid on the M62 told police Hussain’s genitals were partially exposed before he tried to run away, snarling at them: “Who the f**k are you? You don’t know who I am. I’m going to have you killed.” Gary Proctor, 47, and 16-year-old son James died. His wife Catherine, 44, suffered six broken ribs and facial wounds.
Hussain, 32, a father of four, was twice the legal limit and drove at speeds of up to 120mph following a row with his wife and a visit with pals to a lap dancing club.
He stopped at services [DS: Real English Translation: Islamic prayers at the mosque] in the early hours “staggering and clearly drunk”. His driving was reported to police by three motorists minutes before the crash near Rochdale. One even saw him stop and hurl a bottle from his car before setting off again.
Andrew Nuttall, prosecuting, said Hussain called directory inquiries for the number of an escort agency before the crash.
He said: “His attempts to contact the agency and finding him aroused indicates he was sexually excited and handling his private parts at the time of the collision.”
Jailing him at Manchester crown court, Judge Andrew Blake said: “It must have been a symptom you were not giving full attention to driving.”
Hussain, from Bradford, admitted causing death by dangerous driving and drink driving. [DS: sic]
He was jailed for eight years and banned from driving for 15 years.
He will have to serve half before being considered for parole – but as he has served 125 days on remand he could be free by September 2012.
The maximum sentence he could have faced was 14 years.
The Proctors were travelling from Wakefield to Manchester Airport.
After the hearing, Mrs Proctor said in a statement: “I feel it is the end of my life. Suddenly you are no one’s wife or mum any more. One of the worst things is the loss of a future for James.
“I will never see him get married or see him have a family of his own and allow me to be a granny. My hopes and dreams have been taken away.”

Yup, whatta religion of peace!

In addition to the obvious hypocrisy about modesty, what about imbibing alcohol? Don’t the vice police in a certain country of our good friends and allies arrest Westerners for consumption of alcohol??? Not that any members of the Royal Family of course would indulge…..