November 7, 2011, - 3:59 pm
Attn, Latest Cain Accuser: Only Skanks & Frauds Hire Clown Allred
As the whole world knows by now, a fourth accuser alleging sexual harassment by Herman Cain came forth today with her lawyer, Gloria Allred. But as any decent human being with even a modicum of common sense should know–and so should accuser #4 Sharon Bialek, only skanks and charlatans hire Gloria Allred. Allred is the Al Sharpton of the legal community, minus the tan and the male plumbing (at least, I think that’s the case, but only Allred’s doctors know her gender for sure). Allred is a shakedown (drag) queen, who represented more than one Tiger Woods skank, including a stripper who wanted an apology from Woods. She also represented the Palestinian Octomom and recently hosted a dance event with transsexuals in honor of Chaz/Chastity Bono. Her politics are clear: no gutter is too low, no shame too shameless, no absurdity too absurd. Define deviancy down is her motto. I was once on CNN with her, and she bragged how she sued a women’s health club to let men in (or maybe it was the other way around). I responded sarcastically, “What a great service to America, Gloria!” And that’s the response I have in my mind to everything this transvestite-looking Bozo in a skirt says and does. The only thing smiling at the end of the day is her (and her bank account). Her clients are idiots none the better after employing her.
My two favorite videos of Allred are 1) her using a baseball bat with one of her clients to simulate sex at one of her many circus-like press conferences–forever traumatizing the client’s daughters (above), and 2) “Jimmy Kimmel Live’s” Tony Barbieri a/k/a “Jake Byrd” mocking her at one of those press conferences (no longer online). Those videos say it all about the kind of lawyer Herman Cain’s accuser has hired: a clown. And when you hire a clown to represent you, you probably are one. I don’t believe most of Allred’s clients. And this woman, Bialek, today showed us she has the same amount of credibility: none.
I’d like to ask Sharon Bialek some questions, but Allred predictably didn’t allow any questions at her circus sideshow, today. For instance, did Bialek ever file a complaint? What was done with it? Was her claim ever settled? Does she have any proof of her allegations? I’ll bet the answer is no on all counts, because it probably never happened. She probably did nothing about it. So, there’s hardly any credibility to the allegations now, all these years later. And they are clearly politically motivated. If there was anything to this, Ms. Bialek would have complained in public long ago.
Bottom line: you hire Gloria Allred, we don’t–and just can’t–take you seriously. And thanks, Gloria, for leaving the baseball bat at home, this time. On the other hand, maybe the baseball bat would have made your press conference worth watching . . . for a laugh at a bad joke.
More with joke of a lawyer Gloria Allred . . .
Tags: charlatans, clowns, Gloria Allred, Herman Cain, lawyers, Sexual Harassment, Sharon Bialek, skanks
Okay, a little story about the National Restaurant Association.
I answered a personal ad in the Washingtonian about 15 years ago. A woman who worked at the National Restaurant Association calls me, and wants to meet me. Ah, but what does she want for a first date? To come over, tie her to the kitchen table and have anal sex with her. She went on to tell me who much she loves anal sex (and this was from a legit personal ad site in a conservative publication). I did not oblige.
I met a different woman from the National Restaurant Association, but not on a date. She, too, was only a tad less colorful than the first woman.
What is it about the women who work there????? It seems the organization, and not Herman Cain, may be the real issue.
Jonathan E. Grant on November 7, 2011 at 4:23 pm