By Debbie Schlussel

She’s BAAACK. Like lice, the Plague, Bell Bottoms, and Jimmy Carter, some things should never make a comeback. Sadly, they do.

Remember Julie L. Myers Wood a/k/a “The ICE Princess?” She’s the spoiled, unqualified, incompetentette who was Bush chieftess of Immigration and Customs  Enforcement (ICE), after she picked herself for the job.  She’s like Veruca Salt (of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” fame) but the golden ticket she was handed into a cushy job was costly for America, as she turned a blind eye to immigration enforcement, pimping Bush’s “comprehensive immigration reform.”  And now she’s cashing in.  Over the weekend, Chipotle–which employed illegal aliens as HALF of its workforce–announced that it was raising prices on its food  . . .  to pay for Julie Myers, its new immigration compliance “consultant.” CHA-CHING!   Ignoring those illegal alien workers for several years as ICE chieftess really paid off  . . . in an even more golden ticket.

Incompetent Julie Myers Gets Yet Another Golden Ticket & Chipotle Raises Prices to Pay For It

“Integrity”

Myers has been getting paid big bucks by Chipotle since January, but kept it quiet because, hey, it would look bad.  I wonder if Chipotle has any Black employees and what they think about their “socially responsible” company’s gazillion dollar pay-off to a woman who gave an award to employees for their Blackface costumes on Halloween.  One wonders if her “advice” to Chipotle is the same as her insistent “advice” to her ICE underlings that they illegally destroy evidence of her involvement in the Blackface contest.

ICE agents are rightfully livid.  They saw this Valley Girl–who was more concerned with agents buying her Diet Cokes than protecting our borders–do nothing, even though they received constant complaints on her watch about Chipotle and other employers hiring mostly illegal aliens. Apparently, she was planning for the long term.  No, not the long term of America, whose domestic national security she sold out, but the long term of the Myers-Wood finances and bank accounts.  Like I said, Cha-Ching!  Says one agent, and this is the sentiment of many:

How fitting that Julie Myers turned a blind eye to illegal immigration while working for the American taxpayer and now as a private citizen, she is making money off of those very same bad decisions.

Hey, some whores walk Detroit’s 8 Mile and sell sex and Lewinskys, and others walk the halls of ICE headquarters, then their comfy Kansas City homes, and sell out their country. They are all “working girls,” except the ones on 8 Mile work much harder and merely transmit diseases, and the one named Julie L. Myers diseased the whole nation and keeps getting paid for it . . . far more than the streetwalkers.

Other ICE agents are laughing at Reuters’ description of Myers as “a lawyer who knows the ins and outs of ICE.”  Most of the people who actually do know the ins and outs of ICE can tell you that Myers is, was, and will always be clueless about what goes on at ICE.  Instead, she knew more about the ins and outs of getting the government to pay for her to go on tax-paid vacations to South America, and how to otherwise take advantage while others did the job some Americans (Julie Myers) won’t do.  Many who worked with Myers in her year or so as a Justice Department flunky laugh at her description as an “A-List lawyer,” since several Assistant U.S. Attorneys who worked with her in New York had to clean up her messes.  If she’s A-List, so is that chick from “The Real Housewives” who crashed the White House party with her Palestinian terrorism cheerleader hubby.

By the way, joining Julie Myers in helping Chipotle cover its illegal alien ass, is Gregory Craig, Ted Kennedy’s close aide and confidant and the guy who was the lawyer for Elian Gonzalez’s father and the Castro Cuban Government.  And he was Barack Obama’s campaign and White House counsel.  Remember him?  Yup, you can tell a lot about the company Julie Myers and her new sugardaddy, Chipotle, keep.  And it stinks.

More about the corresponding price hike in Chipotle burritos, etc. to pay for Julie Myers new expense account and pay-off for looking the other way on Chipotle for YEARS!:

For the first time since the recession, Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. is raising its menu prices in the Northeast and Southeast over the next few weeks, with changes in other markets to follow, the company said. . . .

Chipotle previously said it would raise prices on its menu in the second half of the year because of food-cost inflation. But the chain is also under labor-cost pressures because of immigration probes at its restaurants in several states.. . .

In addition to higher food costs, the immigration probes required unexpected spending on hiring and training hundreds of new workers and implementing new technology for background checks. Those costs, combined with higher-than-usual promotional spending for its 8th anniversary, weighed on the shares when first-quarter earnings were announced.

Wow, that means Chipotle is paying The ICE Princess a good hunk of money. Poor John Wood. Hubby still doesn’t control the purse strings or the pants in the family.

New York City-area Chipotle restaurants increased prices by 50 cents last week, but lunchtime lines at two midtown Manhattan restaurants catering to office workers were still out the door.

I’ve used this analogy before, but it’s appropriate again, here. If you are a Chipotle customer (and I am not–not kosher, and too left-wing, plus knowingly hired illegal aliens instead of Americans), you are like the working-class, divorced guy with the bumper sticker on the back of his beat-up truck: “Divorce: the F—ing You Get for the F—ing You Got.” Except in this case it’s “Chipotle Higher Prices: The F—ing You Get From Julie Myers for the F—ing You Got From Her Open Borders.”

And the ICE Princess is laughing all the way to the bank with her second golden ticket in less than five years. It’s good to be related to the right people. Thanks, General Myers.