June 23, 2011, - 4:53 pm
Oprah: Unemployed Muslim Aliens Will Make You “Happier Than Any Guy From a Church”
When you think of July, you think of Independence Day, fireworks, and summer. But not Oprah. She’s fantasizing about Muslim alien men. And she thinks it’s time to tell America that unemployed Muslim men are much more “man” than any churchgoing man in America, especially Mormons. That’s the theme of an article in the July Edition of her “O: The Oprah Magazine.” Oh, and guess who’s on the cover for the 500 gazillionth time?
Al-HOprah Recommends Marrying Muslims Instead of “Lesser” “Any Guy From Church”
(Oprah artwork by Six Meat Buffet/Preston Taylor Holmes)
Yup, HOprah Winfrey’s daytime talk show is over and her Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) is a bigger bomb than “Ishtar” and LaToya Jackson’s singing career combined. But, sadly, Oprah is still here and singing the virtues of marrying an unemployed Muslim alien. The thing is, the key benefit ain’t mentioned: trading your vagina for yet another Muslim alien to get a green card and carte blanche to U.S. soil and a divorce soon thereafter.
Writer Elna Baker gushes over her Mormon cousin’s wedding to an unemployed Turkish Muslim alien and how he was more man than any American from a church:
At age 29, she fell in love with Mustafa after meeting him at a Greek restaurant in Boston. Umployed, Turkish, and Muslim, he wasn’t exactly a Mormon parent’s dream, but he made her happier than any guy from church ever had. At first she tried to convert him, then decided that as long as he supported her faith, she’d support his.
Riiiight. Tell it to Betty Mahmoody (of “Not Without My Daughter” fame). Can’t wait ’til the kids are born and they are raised Muslim, as they certainly will be. If it were just this one moron, it would be no big deal. But thousands of American women are falling for the ruse of Muslim “romance.”
Moreover, thousands of Oprah-worshipping morons will read this and, being the dumb American women who exoticize “romance” with these green-card and baby-factory seeking Muslims, they’ll pursue this kind of BS relationship. I’ve written about it before. There’s a reason there’s a whole site–VisaJourney.com–catering to these desperate, vagina-endowed U.S. citizenette fools.
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Is she really that stupid
vince on June 23, 2011 at 5:43 pm