June 17, 2008, - 9:28 am
Al Gore: Bush Responsible for Toxic Tomatoes, Obama Practices the Black Arts, Will Fight For Your BLT
By Debbie Schlussel
Before the racist idiots start sending hate mail, when I say “Black Arts,” it’s not a race thing. It means “magic,” which apparently Al Gore believes that Barack Obama can perform. and no-one’s called him on it.
Here’s a direct quote from Al Gore’s intro and endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama in Michigan, yesterday (TRANSCRIPT HERE):
If you care about food safety, if you like a “T” on your BLT, you know elections matter.
Huh? Who knew this election was about restoring dignity to fast food? I’ve criticized President Bush on many things, for which he is responsible. But he ain’t responsible for salmonella in certain tomatoes. This election won’t change how tomatoes are handled and whether or not toxins infest them.
And Barack Obama can’t magically get rid of salmonella. He’s fooled a lot of people with many tricks. But he really isn’t much of a magician. He won’t restore the “T” to your “BLT,” which for the clueless means “Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato” and is a popular sandwich.
Gore went on saying that if you care about how, “If you’re struggling with your mortgage, you know that elections matter.” Really? ‘Cuz I think the Bush mortgage bail-out is way too generous. He’s even bailing out Palestinians’ mortgages, while the American economy suffers.
Barack will out do that?
Oh, and don’t look for Barack Obama to cast a spell to instantly restore the consumable status of tomatoes. Even St. Barack isn’t that good.
More absurdity from Gore about what Bush is allegedly responsible for, which Obama will magically cure:
If you bought poisoned lead-filled toys from China or adulterated medicine made in China, if you bought tainted pet food made in China, you know that elections matter. After the last eight years, even our dogs and cats have learned that elections matter.
What? Dogs and cats? Now Bush is responsible for toxic toys and pet food from China?! And Obama’s wand will magically cure it?
Incredible. Even more incredible: the thousands of dummies in Michigan who cheered this BS on.
That old quote about a sucker born every minute? The utterer was being conservative in their estimates.
Barack Obama . . . The Toxic Tomato Avenger.
If you bought Obama’s and Gore’s propaganda, you better know elections matter.
TheOmegaMan on June 17, 2008 at 9:59 am