May 10, 2011, - 12:04 am
The Divorce-inator: Arnold & Maria Splitsville – “I Won’t Be Back”
Two people I can’t stand–Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver–are getting divorced. So sad, too bad. Both are liberal Democrats, one of whom cross-dressed as a Republican governor for several years and kinda played a double agent in out-liberaling true liberals and making Jerry Brown look down-right right-wing in comparison. Oh, and he was upset that SS mastermind Kurt Waldheim was on the no-fly list and couldn’t attend the “I Married a Kennedy” nuptials.
Hasta La Vista, Schmuck
(Arnold Drawing from My Wacky Packs Collection)
The thing is, this lends to so many cool double entendres and take-offs on Ahnolt movie titles and lines, but I already used most of ’em in the title to this post:
* “The Divorce-inator”
* “Kindergarten Husband”
* “I Won’t Be Back”
* “Hasta La Vista (In Divorce Court), Baby”
* “Terminator 2: Divorce Judgment Day”
* “The Running Man”
* “Arnold the Barbarian”
* (No Longer) “Twins”
* “The Expendables”
You know, a wedding where an SS official who murdered thousands of Jews is on the guest list–that ain’t exactly an omen of long-term wedded bliss. And don’t forget that this chump, Arnold of Cauliflowernia, pardoned the murderer son of his liberal Democrat crony. Scumbag.
The really sad thing is . . . they are only separating from each other and not from public life and the rest of us.
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“The really sad thing is . . . they are only separating from each other and not from public life and the rest of us.”
We can only hope they will fade quickly away.
ebayer on May 10, 2011 at 12:28 am