April 26, 2011, - 2:30 pm

Girlie Man Nation in Photos: America-Hating Celeb Also Hates Masculinity

By Debbie Schlussel

Vastly over-rated actress Kate Hudson embodies everything that’s wrong with left-wingers and left-wing social policy, including eliminating masculinity and men from the picture, except as purse holders and effeminate sperm donors.

Kate Hudson Holds the Football While Her Girlieman Matthew Bellamy Holds the Purse

Hudson’s given mucho anti-American interviews in the foreign press, describing the American people as “disgusting” (and not for the right reasons).  And she’s done so despite the fact that the American people made her parents and herself rich beyond their wildest dreams, despite mostly stupid movies. (Truth be told, that’s what’s “disgusting” about Americans.)

Yes, her mother belatedly discovered she was Jewish, but Hudson was raised in a household that celebrated Buddhism, whatever that means, and where the two parents, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell (not Hudson’s real father–the real one was discarded), didn’t believe in marriage and had kids out of wedlock.  Now she is following suit.  After “dating” (euphemism) a number of different celebrity men, she’s begun her second family, having a kid out of wedlock with her current boyfriend, Matthew Bellamy, a girlie-man who fronts some worthless English band and resembles a eunuch troll you’d see on the set of “The Hobbit.”

But my favorite part is the pictures.  Yes, the pictures.  Check out who’s carrying her purse in nearly every photo, a large snakeskin bag, not just the pic above.  Even the male pythons are turning over in their graves at this display of who the real man is in the relationship–and I take it she’s the “man” in every relationship.  Check out who is carrying the football.  Yes, I know it’s her kid’s ball, but so what?  The pics say it all about who is the man and who is the woman.  It’s the ultimate feminist man-hatred in accessories.

This isn’t just about who carries a purse. It’s about the overall denigration and destruction of masculinity in Western society, a huge part of our downfall. Guess what?  No-one in the Islamic world is carrying any of his four wives’ or gazillion concubines’ purses.  I guarantee you Osama Bin Laden never carried wife #11’s python bag. There’s a reason the Islamic world isn’t run by women. No victorious, long-term society exists with males who run around with large python-skin purses. That’s not to say that the Islamic world’s treatment of women–as chattel, as baby-making factories and human shields–is tolerable. It’s unacceptable. But we in the West have the other extreme which ain’t tolerable, either. Matriarchies fail, as do all societies where men are weak and/or where women dominate.  And lest you think that’s his man bag (same difference), it isn’t.  It’s Kate Hudson’s purse, as evidenced by the last photo and many others.

And as Western celebrities do, soon so does the rest of the West.  We, sadly, follow the trends–including the destructive social trends–celebrities set.

The Girlie-Man West:  Who is Carrying Kate Hudson’s Purse? (Check out the rest of these pics. It’s pathetic.) . . .

Don’t forget that Kate Hudson once said in an interview in France (while promoting her silly IED of a movie (yeah, it bombed), “Le Divorce”):

Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street and I’ll hear some American and I’ll just go, ‘Of course they hate us, of course they can’t stand us. We’re the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world.’ I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we’re like, ‘Where’s the ketchup for our French fries.’ I’m like, ‘Shut up.”

Um, look in the mirror, honey. And include your personal girlie-man/sperm donor accessorized with your manpurse as the reason people might be disgusted by Americans. Your brand of “Americans.”

Apparently, Kate Hudson’s Girlie-Man-Servant Needed a Brief Break . . .




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221 Responses

Your absolutely correct on what you’ve wrote DS, I don’t know why Kate Hudson wanted her husband (Matt Bellamy) to hold her own purse and she holds a ball? I can guarantee you that her husband is one of those wimpy and patty-cake “metrosexual” men? You see folks, metrosexual men only like women who are slender and thin and physically look like Kate Hudson, they don’t go for the chunky, voluptous, BBW types (even though BBW, full-figured, voluptous women attract me alot more than slender and thin women).

I was on Yahoo last night, and this one girl at a Brewers game held a sign that said, “Marry Me Ryan Braun”, and guess what folks, the morons and jackass posters on Yahoo News made all sorts of immature and childish jokes about the poor girl because what she physically looks like (the girl happend to have a few extra pounds on her, to me there’s nothing wrong with that, all women are beautiful from all shapes and sizes). And I also can guarantee you that those posters on Yahoo News are either metrosexuals, gay guys or just complete jackasses for making fun of that poor girl at the Brewers game? When I get married, I will NOT hold my wife’s purse, and she better NOT ask me to do that!

“A nation is defined by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on April 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Sean, Kate Hudson is currently pregnant. Perhaps that is why Matt is carrying her bag, I don’t know. But I’d hope your refusal to carry bags for any future spouse carries a proviso that it might be easier for you than her to carry them if she was pregnant.

    Alison on April 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    The only bags I’ll carry are my messenger bag and my backpack. Women carry purses for decoration. Men carry bags for functional reasons.

    So yes, we’re losing sight of the need to have strong men and even men like Greenfield profiled on this site yesterday, who are victims of feminism, are wimps.

    Can we stand up to Islam with the kind of men we have today? That’s a very good question.

    Our matriarchy is not leading our country to a good place and when the men carry the purse, you have to wonder what happened to them.

    NormanF on April 26, 2011 at 7:44 pm

      Norman, I can assure you that my bag is FAR from merely decorative and, going by the size of the one that Matt’s carrying, I don’t think that one is either. So I’m afraid you’re not exactly right when you say that women’s bags are not functional. I’d agree to an extent with evening bags, but not the sort that are carried during the day and certainly not ones of that size.

      Maybe it’s a geographical thing. I’d consider a man offering to carry a bag for a pregnant woman to be extremely considerate and well-mannered. Gallant, even. And the notion of chivalry is hardly a new one, so it can’t really be put down as a modern aberration.

      Alison on April 26, 2011 at 11:18 pm

I have to disagree with you calling Muse “some worthless English band”. I’ve lost count of the number of live bands I’ve seen since the 1970s, but the list includes bands along the lines of Queen, The Who, The Kinks… and I have to say that Muse are one of the best live bands I’ve EVER seen.

Alison on April 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    I agree that Muse not “some worthless english band”

    Luis from Mexico on April 26, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Well, 50 years of trashing Ernest Hemingway did not go in vain, after all. But then he was a “leftie” too, right?

I bet his ghost smiled when he read this.

Begletz on April 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Kate Hudson is only a celebretard and an actress because of her mother’s “magical” vagina. Otherwise, who would have heard about this anti-American dimwit?

Such a shame, too. Her great grandparents were members of our local schul, and seemed like nice people. Too bad there was a genetic devolution.

Jonathan E. Grant on April 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Kate Hudson is only a celebretard and an actress because of her mother’s “magical” vagina.

    Vulgar and uncalled for.

    Miranda Rose Smith on April 27, 2011 at 2:56 am

I do not know the first thing about lady’s accessories. Since this sack is neither pink or lavender, I would not automatically assume it is a woman’s purse, as I can’t see a zipper. As a matter of fact, it even looks a bit like something one might use to carry a football around in.

That being said, I have no idea who Matthew Bellamy is. Is he any relation to the late Ralph Bellamy? Also, I do not closely follow the career of Kate Hudson or any other air-headed actor (male or female), and don’t give a hoot about what any of them have to say to the foreign press.

In short, to me this is complete non-news.

Irving on April 26, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Jon, Kate Hudson is typical of assimilated Jews today.

They’re not going to leave any descendants around. And to think secular Jews thought the Orthodox were going to disappear!

History has played a cruel joke on them – and Hudson’s male girlfriend carrying her purse doesn’t change it.

NormanF on April 26, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Love it! I love it when DS has the guts to call out these celebutards on their bullsh! Kate Hudson is one of the WORST.

She is famous because her silly Mum is. Nepotism at it’s worst. Grossly overrated is right.

As a child of the 70’s, I am more a fan of her bio Dad Bill Hudson than silly Goldie Hawn. I am not sure of the story, but I read once that they are estranged. I normally hate when Dads abandon their kids, but perhaps Bill Hudson (of the Hudson Bros. fame) knew his kids were self-indulgent creeps.

Also, her stud is NOT her husband. He does NOT respect her enough to marry her and she is even more silly than her dopey Mum. Why should we give their relationship more respect than THEY do?

It’s SELFISH to place your adult sex-life above what is best for your child. The introduction of the stud and the impending bastard child will complicate her present childs life. Ladies, if you have kids your job is to dedicate your life to them. Don’t have ’em if you can’t do your damn job!

Why should these out-of-wedlock births by the rich and famous be above poor, single baby-mamas? THEY SHOULDN’T. They are BOTH gauche and bad for the kids. Period.

(Lastly, as a cautionary tale, I’d like those who think “stepfatherhood” is such a good thing to google the name Reese Hopkins. Reese was a black conservative radio host in Boston who 2 weeks after he was fired, was arrested and charged with molesting his stepdaughter (aged 12 at the time of alleged molestation) and her friend. He has spent years in PRISON and is only out due to a hung jury. The evidence was crap and the accusation came YEARS later (hence, hung jury). REESE. IS. INNOCENT. Yet he has been locked up soon after losing his radio job (not due to accusations), lost his reputation and has lived a Kafka-esque NIGHTMARE. It’s terrible the evil people can do.

And is a great cautionary tale why men should NEVER date or marry women with minors. Let the women do her job and raise her own damn kids!)

Skunky on April 26, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    And is a great cautionary tale why men should NEVER date or marry women with minors. Let the women do her job and raise her own damn kids!)

    Skunky on April 26, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    No, it’s a great cautionary tale that accusations of child molesting need to be THOROUGHLY EVALUATED. Plenty of wonderful people in the world had wonderful stepfathers and never made false accusations of child molesting.

    Miranda Rose Smith on April 27, 2011 at 3:14 am

      Miranda, no, you are wrong. It is BOTH.

      I know you’re the blog scold, but your pointing out what is acceptable and what isn’t is becoming tiresome.

      Try to ingest my whole thesis before your knee-jerk reaction.

      Skunky on April 27, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Well judging by the massive rock Kate is currently sporting on her left hand it looks like your argument is crumbling quite a lot.

    As for the ‘Muse are a worthless unknown band’ point (tho not sure how that really comes into it, except to highlight that this is a attack on a person who the author knows nothing about) that kinda adds kudos to the ‘stupid Americans’ argument. No, I’m not saying all Americans are stupid, I have loads of American friends…all of them Muse fans of course.

    Muse are regarded as ‘Rock for clever people’, a phrase coined by the UK music press over 10 years ago now. If you look at Matt’s reading list of books he has spoken about in interviews it is impressive to say the least. He regularly strikes journalists dumb when he dares to take interviews beyond the usual ‘it must be hard to tour so much’ type questions.

    As for the whole bag carrying idiocy, Matt is an English gent who regards carrying a lady’s bag up there with holding open doors, pulling out chairs and offering up his seat to those who need it more. It is a quality that some people could do with adopting and one I would have thought you would admire Debbie as I’m sure another of your grouses is that people are not polite anymore and that is the fault of the lefties as well.

    Anne on April 28, 2011 at 4:34 am

Skunky, if a man can milk the cow for free, why should he get married? And when he’s not given due deference as a man and a husband, what’s the point of marriage?

Women want men to listen to them but they never respect a guy’s opinion and they run off to do what they want. If I’m not going to taken seriously as a man why would I want to marry one?

That is why the luster of marriage has worn off for the man. They clearly are not going to be the alpha in the relationship and its never going to work.

NormanF on April 26, 2011 at 7:49 pm

    Too right, Norm. And you can blame the WOMEN for that. I sure do.

    Yes, I also can’t stand gross men who are openly lewd, but I also see the way women dress today. What do they expect?

    I think on CNN they were opining about porn at the Library. Yeah, gross men like that who are so PATHETIC they get their porn at a public library…in a room full of people (some good, most mental cases!). Sick. Sad. And wrong.

    But mostly today, Men have been wimpified. Also, they can get so much kicks free today…and blame the chicks for that! Lucky times for unethical men, that is for sure.

    Skunky on April 26, 2011 at 8:12 pm

I was writing this long crazy reply, had it all set, then just copied it and reloaded the page, and i saw this comment:

That being said, I have no idea who Matthew Bellamy is… Also, I do not closely follow the career of Kate Hudson or any other air-headed actor (male or female), and don’t give a hoot about what any of them have to say to the foreign press.

Thank you so much. I am happy there are people like YOU out there, makes me feel normal. I have no clue who either one of those two people are, and never want to know, but I do know Muse and do not like.

In short, I think that makes you, Mrs. Schlussel, exactly THAT brand of American you denounce. You follow these people, write articles about them, WATCH THEIR MOVIES? You know them and their experiences like they live in your own house, while thse people dont have a clue who you are, and would probably spit in your face if they did. Its as if these “celebrities” or “stars” whatever, have ALL you guys by the chain! Negative or positive, thats what they want to happen – they just want you talking about them, they want to elicit a reaction, some sort of emotion, no matter what it is! They want you to know who they are, they want you to recognize their faces and their names. And once they do that, this article being aa prime example, they have theoretically made moneys off of you and accomplished their goal. You are, in essence, along with what you hypocritically denounce as the other “brand of Americans,” keeping the celebrity cult alive. But what can you do?

Bruce on April 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Ugh, Bruce you are so part of the problem.

    And your comprehension of the issue(s) is sad.

    DS is commenting on the CULTURE. Whether you like it or not, this type of bullsh sadly MOLDS the culture these days. That is why there is such corrosion.

    Go to your local convenience store and you’ll see a whole mag dedicated to “Italian slut” and Ruth Buzzi look-a-like Lady Gaga. She is a tour du force in the crap culture today.

    Then again, you are even too obtuse to understand an esoteric yet culture corroding subject like the one listed above. You reacted emotionally in lieu of thoughtfully. Like girls do.

    Skunky on April 26, 2011 at 8:19 pm

Debbie’s a movie critic – she has to put up with watching garbage she doesn’t want to see cuz the American cinema, like it not – influences our culture and how we think, act and go about our lives. Its not as easy as just not seeing a movie; the ideas would still be out there even if no one saw it. Celebrities on the whole are vapid and stupid with no real intellect – it doesn’t take much to read from a script and fill a character’s life. There are exceptions in Hollywood but that’s what they are. Like Debbie pointed out in her profile of Hudson’s values and her life, its all the more reason for the rest of us not to admire and emulate them.

NormanF on April 26, 2011 at 8:30 pm

DS would have known–if she had done any research at all–that Bill Hudson abandoned his family when Kate and her brother were very young. Both children have spoken of the deep emotional scars this left, putting them both in therapy for decades. DS also would have known–if she had done any research–that Muse is a very highly regarded band and Matt Bellamy is one of the greatest guitarists and pianists alive today.

Indeed, if DS had a legitimate, well thought out gripe, she wouldn’t need to resort to mocking someone’s looks, which is pathetic, really. This is all a mountain from a mole hill. A man helping out his pregnant GF with her apparently heavy purse is very gentlemanly. The fact that Kate happens to carrying a football for her son hardly foretells the downfall of American men. Geez, get a grip!!

Joan on April 27, 2011 at 12:35 am

    A man helping out his pregnant GF with her apparently heavy purse is very gentlemanly.

    I was thinking the same thing myself. Is a man a sissy for carrying a woman’s grocieries? Or luggage?

    Miranda Rose Smith on April 27, 2011 at 3:01 am

    Joan carrying your shack-up-honey’s purse is NOT gentlemanly.

    Knocking up your shack-up-honey is NOT gentlemanly. Not marrying her is NOT gentlemanly.

    Taking time away from your shack-up-honey from raising her kid proper since she couldn’t hack it with HUSBAND Chris Robinson is NOT gentlemanly.

    I wonder if he child Ryder will feel gentlemanly when the chaos of his Daddy and unborn baby’s Daddy have to juggle their schedules to make sure life is copasetic? I wonder how gentlemanly they all will feel when child one (or child two) has resentments about Daddy one and Baby-Daddy two? Or who Mummy loves more?

    Now, you’re too obtuse to see the REAL problem. You’re all swoony because Baby-Daddy carries shack-up-honey’s pocketbook with flying estrogen. Get a clue.

    Skunky on April 27, 2011 at 10:56 am

      The real contradiction is women claim to be strong enough not to need a man and then they need men to be beasts of burden for them.

      So which is it? Leaving the girlie-man stuff behind, its not at all clear just how sexual equality fits into the picture.

      The pictures are far more informative than all the feminazi propaganda claims the sexes now share all the work equally. Doesn’t look like it.

      NormanF on April 27, 2011 at 12:54 pm

      Skunky,
      Your IQ is that of a slug’s. There, how does that feel? I don’t know you yet I’m making a broad generalization about you, just like you have done to two people who were just going about their daily business and now find themselves being mocked and hated on by some really, really unhappy woman named Deborah Schlussel. You probably also can’t maintain a relationship, women most likely run when they see you coming, and you were probably neglected as a child. So there.

      Joan on April 28, 2011 at 9:07 pm

      Skunky
      “Not marrying her is NOT gentlemanly.”

      he is marrying her, you load of shit. try keeping up to date with the news and actually putting facts behind your sloppy argumentation, not glittering generalizations, slandering post-hoc, non sequitur and falsified assumptions seen through piss colored lenses. you’ve clearly never taken a rudimentary english class to be able to form a fundamentally correct opinion not based on the journalism of a middle aged cunt who graduated at the bottom of her class.

      Bellamyfan on April 28, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Lord forgive me but I can’t help myself for wanting to walk up to dorks like this and kick ’em in the jewels!

T.Y. on April 27, 2011 at 12:45 am

“Yes, her mother belatedly discovered she was Jewish”

Belatedly? Goldie Hawn was raised in her own mother’s Jewish faith from birth.

dee on April 27, 2011 at 2:42 am

Yes, her mother belatedly discovered she was Jewish, but Hudson was raised in a household that celebrated Buddhism, whatever that means.

Buddhism is one of the world’s great religions, no matter what touchy-feely watered down version of it Hollywood stars may have come up with.

Miranda Rose Smith on April 27, 2011 at 2:53 am

“eunuch troll you’d see on the set of “The Hobbit.”

He looks a little leftover-from-the’60sish, but I wouldn’t say that. Uncalled for.

Miranda Rose Smith on April 27, 2011 at 3:10 am

I would wager that Richard Gere, who practices Buddhism, is a good deal more knowledgable on the subject than our friend Miranda.

Seek on April 27, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Seek, I would reckon Richard Gere’s gerbil is more knowledgeable on this topic than our dear Agony Aunt Miranda.

    Skunky on April 27, 2011 at 5:47 pm

DS wrote, “Matthew Bellamy, a girlie-man who fronts some worthless English band”

Muse is NOT some worthless English band. You may not like Bellamy or Muse for that matter but you cannot deny the following the band has or its reputation as one of the best bands ever to perform LIVE.

douglastt01@yahoo.com on April 27, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Airhead actresses like Hudson (and Paltrow, Jolie, etc.) who denigrate the country that made them rich and famous — and do so in the foreign press, no less — make me sick. Where does an uneducated, ill-informed, narrow-minded moron who’s never contributed anything of use to the world and who has no real knowledge of politics, culture, business, ethics, or anything important get off criticizing our country? The complete and utter arrogance gets to me more than anything.

I usually don’t get into political discussions, but when I raised this issue once somebody accused me of being a “bigoted American hick.” I had to smile — I’m a first-generation American who speaks five languages fluently, who has travelled widely, and whose mother fled to this country to escape Communist persecution. The reason why I love this country, albeit with its flaws, and would choose to live here over anywhere in the world is because I know what’s out there, and I know we’re the best. I wonder if Kate Hudson has even travelled extensively and become acquainted with local cultures in anywhere besides Mexican and Carribben beaches.

As for her “boyfriend,” he and the big are equally hideous. I want to to dump them both in a vat of water and soap them up.

Faye on April 27, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Why not turn his scrotum into a change purse… Look, I help my wife with the kids because my part in making them was easy. But while I don’t mind my role as a modern man (my boys show me unconditional love), my wife expects me to be a man – out in public and in the bedroom.

Robroy560 on April 27, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Pulled up video of Muse…you’re correcto mundo…they suck.

Larry Durham on April 27, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    how can you say that matt is a girlie man!! he’s far better than that like you noticed it. And don’t fucking mention muse in it. And he’s just carrying her bag or whatever. He’s being nice. What’s fucking wrong with that. You people write some fucking shit here.

    emily on April 28, 2011 at 1:52 am

Never knew that she was with that crazy leftie from Muse. No surprise… They’re both nuts and deserve each other.

I hate to admit that he is musically talented, but there are others who can do great things with a keyboard and who do not stuff their ridiculous Marxist political rhetoric in everybody’s face.

Brian R on April 27, 2011 at 6:35 pm

What the FUCK is this?

This is Matt and Kate’s personal lives! It’s not about music.. half of you don’t know Muse, don’t even BRING Muse into it. They are not some “worthless English band” for God’s sake.. they’ve changed the lives of millions and millions of fans around the world.

Matt is being quite a gentlemen, if you look at it. Carrying his girlfriend’s bag while she goes and have fun? That’s sweet. AND SHE’S FUCKING PREGNANT. It’s only nice.

Oh and, I’m no fan of Kate Hudson, I agree, she doesn’t have much talent. But that’s not the point. So what if she’s carrying a football, huh? SHE HAS A SON FOR FUCK’S SAKE. She cares about her kid, she’s helping him carry it. Just as Matt cares about her, and helps her carry her bag. WHAT’S SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT?

You people don’t even know the whole story. Matt was in a 7 year relationship with Gaia Polloni (DON’T say “I’ve never heard of her, she must be bad” because she’s not a celebrity, she’s a psychiatrist) before going out with Kate.

Wow. People really need to look at things properly.

@Dominika I agree, this is just an article of provocation. I’M FUCKING PISSED.

Ming on April 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm

Muse is NOT worthless. They are a lot better than the crap we have today. At least they are getting married and it will be better for their baby. Show some respect please.

Meg on April 28, 2011 at 12:57 am

Uh-Oh!…looks like we, umm…, I mean YOU guys awoke the wrath of Muse fans 🙂 I actually like the band, though not sure of their political stance or even if they have one. Kate Hudson, well that’s another story.
I enjoy the ‘Rebel Songs’ and all that but hate when musicians get into politics, so maybe best to leave them out of the mix, least they get some stupid ideas, and decide to get involved.

…and funny, all along I thought MUSE was a Canadian band…?!

theShadow on April 28, 2011 at 1:14 am

Wow! You people are sick. The woman is pregnant and Matt is carrying her purse! So fucking what. He is being a good guy. If a man is too scared to carry a purse for their pregnant girlfriend/wife then they obvious have issues.

And by the way, leave Muse out of it. Matt, Dom, and Chris have more talent in their toe nail than any of you people could ever imagine.

KB on April 28, 2011 at 1:31 am

Larry, how can you pull up one video on a band and decide they suck? You are the one that sucks along with all the people above who have been insulting to Matt and Kate. Muse are an amazing, intelligent band, and Matt Bellamy NEVER throws his political views in peoples’ faces (Brian R). His lyrics reflect his beliefs and interests – don’t every song writer’s?? And obviously all you people who have decided he is “ugly” are natural beauties yourselves? He is actually a good looking man with amazing eyes, and also a very nice person (I HAVE met him more than once, before you all jump on me for saying that), and there are millions of girls around the world who think he is extremely good looking.
Basically you people should not be commenting on something you know nothing about!

Cath on April 28, 2011 at 1:43 am

“I guarantee you Osama Bin Laden never carried wife #11?s python bag. There’s a reason the Islamic world isn’t run by women. No victorious, long-term society exists with males who run around with large python-skin purses.”

Well, we all know Qadafi is an open transvestite, and as such I am willing to bet he has more than a few large python-skin purses… and his country is being ravaged at the moment… so I guess if Obama cannot oust Qadafi we can conclude that Obama is weaker than a nancyboy pantywaste [any pics of Barry Soetoro carrying Michelle’s purse?].

Ari Hadar on April 28, 2011 at 2:23 am

You, Debbie Schlussel, are a retard. Get your information straight before you type bullshit about such an amazing human being. A worthless band? Have you ever even seen them live? You’re probably the kind of person that couldn’t recognise good music if you were paid to say it’s good.
And yes, Matt carries her bag because she’s pregnant and he’s a nice guy. One of the most respectable guys in the business, if you’d done ANY background checks whatsoever. But no, you probably just had that time of the month and wanted something to rant about, so why not about the first thing that comes into your mind that makes you jealous. You should have your eyes poked out and your tongue ripped out, honestly. I hope you suffer, you worthless cunt. Yes, you heard it. You’re the worthless one. And I’m sure MANY people agree with me. More than the amount of brainless idiots agreeing with your article.

“Muse is music for intelligent people”.
^ Proven once again. And just because I can: Debbie, you are a retard.

Robin on April 28, 2011 at 3:58 am

This is utter bullshit. First of all, Muse is not some “worthless British band”. They’re one of the best bands of this century. Not only are their songs amazing both lyrically and musically, but their live performances are astounding.

And maybe the reason why he’s carrying her bag is because she’s pregnant and her back is probably in pain or something.

This article is sexist, racist and written just to provoke anger. This is why I hate American tabloids, they just hate anything which isn’t their idea of ‘the American Dream’.

Enna on April 28, 2011 at 7:05 pm

I cannot even begin to describe all the faults of this piece of trash you call journalism or even writing. But I have to wonder: was Schlussel high when she wrote this?

AE on April 28, 2011 at 7:09 pm

WAIT.

Everyone hold the fuck up.
Matt Bellamy is not a girlieman.

He knocked up Kate Hudson, a mistake like all humans make even though he may or may not be a human or alien (XD), so didn’t you ever think that’s why he’s holding her purse.

The person that wrote this is full of shit
This article is ridiculous.

Debbie, fuck off you cunt

Jenny (muser) on April 28, 2011 at 7:09 pm

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. An entire article over who carries a bag in a relationship? I swear that there are much more important things going on in the world then that.

“Matthew Bellamy, a girlie-man who fronts some worthless English band…” Some worthless English band? Seriously? I’m going to go and put you on the stage in front of a sold out show at Wembley Stadium. Would you be able to play guitar and sing in front of them? I thought not. The man is a genius. His music is some of the greatest music I’ve heard and he has more talent then you have common sense.

I think it’s good of him to actually help out Kate. Seeing as they are together and last time I checked, that’s what couples are meant to do.

Just leave them alone, will you?

Laura on April 28, 2011 at 7:11 pm

I hope you realize that when she calls Americans ‘disgusting’, she means Americans like you(the author), who have nothing better to do with their time than write things like this, attacking people you don’t know just for attention.
And it IS disgusting.
Some people just need to grow up.

Zoe on April 28, 2011 at 7:17 pm

What the hell are you thinking? Is chivalry not celebrated anymore where you live? Are you so fucking bitter so far as to hate on random acts of kindness? Do not even bring Muse into the conversation, I’m absolutely positive that Muse are 23586238756283756823756823765932875932865837 times better than anything you listen to. And, MATT IS GOING TO BE KATE’S FIRST WIFE. GET YOUR FUCKING SOURCES CORRECT.

You are vindictive, immature and straight-up disgusting. It sickens me that people pay you for something that a middle-schooler could come up with. Sure Matt’s fashion sense isn’t the greatest, but do you think he fucking cares what some closed-minded gossipping girl who never grew up has to think? He’s one of the world’s biggest rockstars and you are sickening.

Do us a favor and never write again. KTHXBAI.

Amelia Grace on April 28, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Don’t be hating on my Matthew just because he makes a prettier girl than you! CUNT. 🙂

Muser on April 28, 2011 at 7:33 pm

This is quite possible the most ridiculous article I’ve read in my life. Misogynist, antisemitic, prejudiced, ignorant and plain out weird.

1) A man carrying his pregnant girlfriend’s bag is not weak or effeminate. It’s called being a gentleman (something Americans could learn a thing or two about) and if anything shows that he’s secure enough in his own masculinity to not worry about trifles like that or what people will think. Now, that is what being a real man is about.

2)Muse is one of the best bands in the world today and definitely the best live band. Calling them worthless only shows you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade and that your taste in music is severely lacking. As for Matt Bellamy he is neither girly nor ugly.

3) As for Kate Hudson calling Americans disgusting; well this entire article pretty much proves her point doesn’t it?

Helena on April 28, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Ok that was beautifully said my friend. SPOT ON!

    Rich on April 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm

Ok, first off, your all a bunch of Pathetic, Jealous Retards. First off I can tell you that Matthew Bellamy, or God for lack of a better description, is one of the most talented people on the planet. I for one am very happy for him. Your all just being pathetic nit picking idiots who have no life. The only reason i stumbled upon this frankly stupid and uninformed article was bcus it was posted on fb. So grow up and get a life.
P.s A real human being

Rich on April 28, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Oh my god this… I refuse to even call it an article. But, I will admit it gave me my laugh of the day. I thought they were trolling at one point, but it appears not.

Honestly, things like this are what’s wrong with America. And yes, I am an American. Raised here and while there are many things I do love about it here, it’s when I see something like this that reminds me that we still need to be careful.

First off, Kate Hudson is a fantastic woman and you’re probably just hiding behind your little keyboard wishing for some fraction of the life she has, or even a drop of her talent. But nope. Instead you’re sitting there taking out your unresolved anger on somebody you don’t even known just because you can, and with bullshit reasoning at that.

Honestly, if we’re going to make any progress in society, how the hell can we do that with small minded people like you? Really? Gender-roles? When was the last time anybody gave a fuck about that? It’s 2011 and one would think we could at least act with basic human decency towards others. A good relationship doesn’t label, but has an equal balance, allowing both partners to give and take and stand where they please.

As for picking on Matt Bellamy about holding her bag. What the hell? He’s being a nice person, for god’s sake. And if he is metrosexual, so what? He’s a thousand times better person than anybody who agrees with what you’ve written here. Honestly, I like my man a bit metro- before I even really knew what the whole thing meant.

And for sanity’s sake, all the stupid media has made Matt Bellamy look like a complete nut to the untrained eye. Well, he’s really not. His lyrics are about whatever he’s interested in, and it doesn’t necessarily mean he believes it at all- which he has said he doesn’t, but rather reads and researches all that stuff for the fun of it. Which hey, guess what? A lot of people do! Him and his band, Muse, are incredibly talented beyond belief, too. Some people might not like their particular style, but only someone ignorant wouldn’t be able to see that they’re sure as hell have talent.

So what if things seem to be moving too fast for some people’s tastes? It’s their lives, not yours. Sitting here whining about it isn’t going to change anything and you shouldn’t try to either. If they were just another couple on the street, no links to fame, would you honestly care? Would you really make it your own fucking business to go out of your way and harrass them? If so, I truly have no words for how little you are, mentally and spiritually.

It’s people like you who make me shake my head, make me wonder if we’ll ever get out of this rut that we’re in. And it’s not just that you’ve insulted two very respectable people that many admire and look up to, but the fact that you’re basically insulting thousands of beautiful, fantastic people in this world.

I try not to hate and I try to keep love with me at all times, but when I see things like this, I can’t help but get enraged. The only thing that really pisses me off is when I see humans unable to act with basic decency.

I wish you and all others like yourself to maybe one day be able to open your mind and heart, to accept love as it is, and people as they are. Of course, I’m just a person over the internet. But hey, maybe one day you’ll see the world with all of its’ beauty.

Robynne on April 28, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    That comment was the best part of this entire article. Thank you for raising my spirits after reading this shit. I totally agree with everything you said there.

    Being a Muse fan myself, I know my opinion on this matter is biased, but for the love of god, leave this couple alone anyway.
    IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

    And I’m sorry to rant more, but frankly I am offended by your obvious lack of respect for Britain as a whole, which is clearly shown in many of your other articles with your ridiculous stereotyping. Try visiting a country before judging every single person from it. And how in any way is bitching about another country going to help with relations between the world’s nations? Oh, wait, it’s not going to help at all – what a surprise.

    And now we move onto Muse. I don’t even know where to start with this, so I wont. But I’ll give you one warning: maybe you should think a bit harder next time before insulting one of the strongest fan bases in the world. I’m just saying.

    Thank you for wasting my time.

    Gregg on April 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm

This is a worthless piece of anyone’s time.

You, madame, need something better to do with your time than look at someone else’s relationship and their actions.

Amanda Silva on April 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm

This is a piece of crap.

anonymous on April 28, 2011 at 8:19 pm

you just pissed off the entire Muse fanbase, kindly fuck off.

Alison on April 28, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Here here.

    Gregg on April 28, 2011 at 8:38 pm

What a load of absolute shit, go get yourself a life before commenting on other peoples relationships. Worthless English band? Learn a thing or two about Muse before bringing them into it, you’re commenting on their relationship, which is low enough as it is, so why bring the band in to it? They are fucking amazing and have achived more than you ever will just sitting slagging them off.
Please get yourself the life you require and as for Matt Bellamy looking like a troll? Take a look at yourselves, look at where he is, look at where you are? Holding a purse or not, who is the more successful one here? Who even are you?
Kate and Matt are happy, deal with it.

Siobhan on April 28, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Watch as you piss the fuck out of the entire Muse fanbase. It’s kinda fucking enormous.
Even if I didn’t like Muse, this would still be full of shit.
Oh nooooo, not EVERY SINGLE GUY ON THE PLANET is so insecure in his machoness that he acts like a dick all the time.
Scary.
Must be the end of the fucking universe for a guy you’ve never met to carry his pregnant girlfriend’s bag.
And if you had taken the time to actually do some research (but that would have probably changed your opinion, and we CLEARLY can’t have THAT), you would know enough about Matt Bellamy to do something other than insult his appearance. That seems like, what, something an elementary school kid would do?
And the ‘whatever that is’ regarding Buddhism is almost laughable. Do you know ANYTHING about it? Clearly, you don’t. Get your facts right.
This entire thing is absurdly sexist, and even more uneducated than I’d expected when I saw a link to this (and honestly, it sounded pretty idiotic from the start).

Adelaide on April 28, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Kate Hudson is PREGNANT how fucking retarded is this reporter? I think it’s manlier that he’s holding it for her rather than her. And who the is the real talented celebrity here?

Matthew Helms on April 28, 2011 at 8:51 pm

You’re an idiot, if you had a real argument about this, there would be no need to insult Muse nor Matt Bellamy’s looks. I agree with Adelaide, the Muse fanbase is huge, so good luck with your idiotic argument. How old are you? You’re a grown woman and you’re actually insulting someone on their looks? Wow. Also do you live under a rock? Muse are massive. This wasn’t a wise move.

Siobhan on April 28, 2011 at 8:52 pm

MUSE HAVE ACHIEVED MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL YOU SKET!!!!!!!!!!!

asdfghjkl on April 28, 2011 at 9:23 pm

Oh. That was funny. Erm… you are you again?

Cabasa on April 28, 2011 at 9:25 pm

I hope when you’re pregnant no one holds your purse for you.

Me on April 28, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Woah, wait a minute. Who cares if he’s carrying a purse? It’s his decision. He isn’t a wimp anyway. Wimps don’t fight their way into playing stadiums. You are a conservative dumbfuck. And by the way, they’re engaged. What does masculinity have to do with *anything*? Do people have to play up to some antiquated stereotype of man and woman? That would be saying that women have to stay home, wear skirts and never pants, cook everything, and do needlepoint. Then guys get the money, play sports, and lead a relationship and family. That’s too old for anybody. I bet you are homophobic too. Get with the times, it’s not the fifties anymore.

someone on April 28, 2011 at 9:26 pm

LMAO.
Im actually struggling to believe this is real and not just a childish attack on Kate And Matt. He’s probably holding the bag because she pregnant and he’s a British Gentleman… Oh and Matt has more talent in one strand of his hair then you will ever have. Enough said.

Jo on April 28, 2011 at 9:30 pm

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