By Debbie Schlussel
**** UPDATE: Larry King/Marlon Brando vid added ****
Dead Man Walking. . .
I already told you about Janet Jackson’s S&M pop in her desperate and doomed-to-fail attempt to regain relevance. Now, she’s teaching Larry King hip-hop moves. This video is so wrong and annoying on so many levels. Aging bags of bones in jeans with suspenders trying to do hip-hop. Attention, CNN Advertisers: You, too, can reach this important demographic. It reminds me of the Larry King interview with the anti-Semitic Marlon Brando, where asked King to kiss him, and, of course, the old fool King obliged . . . in the same way he said “I do” at least seven times at the altar.

**** So here’s Part I of the Larry King Interview with Marlon Brando. You only need to watch until the one-minute mark, which gives highlights of all the absurdity King and Brando engaged in. King’s career should have ended then, in 1994. But no, it’s still “going,” 14 years later.