January 25, 2008, - 4:27 pm

Petty And a Waste

By Debbie Schlussel
Liberal advocacy group Americans United for Change announced plans to spend $8.5 million in a drive to ensure that President Bush’s public approval doesn’t improve as his final days in the White House come to an end.
In related news, Americans United for Change also announced plans to spend $8.5 million in a drive to ensure that Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t become a svelte, gorgeous supermodel who likes men, in the next 11 months.

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3 Responses

Debbie, the pictures of you “not drooling” over Stallone and these gross men are super annoying. I would definitely spank you for it if we were dating.

Anonymous1 on January 25, 2008 at 11:24 pm

How do vegans drink water? Aren’t they worried about all those poor amoebas?

kishke on January 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Whoops, wrong thread. I’ll repost.

kishke on January 27, 2008 at 1:15 pm

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