January 17, 2008, - 3:16 pm
Hillary’s “Entertainment Tonight” Campaign Strategy: Owning the Monica Story
By Debbie Schlussel
Tonight, on the 10th anniversary of Drudge breaking the Monica Lewinsky story, Hillary Rodham Cankles Clinton goes on “Entertainment Tonight,” to play “poor little me” to get the sympathy of America’s female Democratic primary voters. The promos running on TV show her saying that it’s the worst thing that ever happened to her, being cheated on by her hubby.
Will it work? Well, that depends on who the “Entertainment Tonight” viewers are. Are they merely stupid, vapid, celeb-obsessed women, or are they stupid, vapid, celeb-obsessed women who vote?
Hillary must think they are the latter, since she’s been doing a whole lot of these celeb tabloid show interviews. Most recently, she did an interview with “Access Hollywood” and told Maria Menounos that she cleans places around the house for “relaxation.” Does anyone really believe that anyone other than a minimum-wage housekeeper cleans anything in the Clinton abode? Does anyone believe Hillary actually touches cleaning fluids or that she has touched a cleaning item in decades?
Like I said, this is aimed at the vapid chick whose degree of gullibility is a ten on the Richter Scale.
Tags: America, Entertainment Tonight, Hillary Rodham Cankles Clinton, Maria Menounos, minimum-wage housekeeper, the 10th anniversary of Drudge
Entertainment Tonight? Did they run out of Britney stories? Is Hillary being grilled by Donnie Osmond?
Clearly, the tough stuff you’d expect from a leader of the free world in the 21st century.
[BP: YOU CRACK ME UP. SO TRUE. DS]
barrypopik on January 17, 2008 at 3:30 pm