January 25, 2011, - 12:06 pm
HILARIOUS Video – HOprah Watch: Oprah Exploits Half-Sister
As you may have heard, HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah discovered she has a half-sister, one of the many kids that Mother of Oprah (or is that, “the Oprah Queen-Mother?”), Vernita Lee, had with various men to whom she wasn’t married. And, of course, as is always the case with Oprah, no exploitable moment can go unexploited. So, instead of releasing a statement or something to that effect as any classy celebrity would have done, Oprah did a whole show starring the tear-induced abandoned half-sister. There’s something really sick about this whole thing, actually. Just like Oprah did a show featuring every daytime talk show host she put out of business to rub their noses in her success, she did this show to rub the abandoned sister’s nose in it. That’s the subtext: mama kept me, and I had a dad, too . . . and you had to live in foster homes. So sad, too bad, now tell it to my gawking audience, so I can laugh all the way to the bank, poor “sis.”
Jimmy Kimmel’s take on this is spot on . . . and the video is pretty funny:
Cha-Chingsploitation: Oprah Wants the World To Know She Has a Sister Who Had to Live in Foster Homes
(Oprah artwork by Six Meat Buffet/Preston Taylor Holmes)
Tags: exploitation, foster homes, funny, half-sister, HILARIOUS, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Mother of Oprah, Oprah, Oprah Queen-Mother, sister, Vernita Lee, video
That was hilarious.
CaliforniaScreaming on January 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm