By Debbie Schlussel
Not sure if this story is true, but TMZ and The Daily Star reported it over the weekend. Regardless of its veracity, it’s right on target about pan-Islamist Angelina Jolie and her wife, Brad Pitt and their coronated supreme baby of the universe:
Supposedly, Jamie Oliver a/k/a “The Naked Chef” called Angelina Jolie in an effort to promote his cooking and new book to her. He asked how her daughter, Shiloh Pitt, er . . . Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was doing. Except that he mixed the name up and asked her how Piloh Shitt was doing. And he apparently did it on purpose.
Yup, I’d say that name is even more appropriate for her skanky, pro-terrorist mommy than for the heretofore innocent baby who didn’t have a say in picking her parents. But, in time, with them as parents, odds are that she will indeed fit the Naked Chef’s malapropist moniker.