November 21, 2007, - 1:53 pm
Neil Diamond, Pedophile?
By Debbie Schlussel
By now, you’ve probably heard the news that Neil Diamond disclosed that he wrote his hit “Sweet Caroline” for Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, because of a LIFE Magazine photo of her on a horse when she was . . . 9(?!) and he was 25(?!).
The story–which belongs in People Magazine–was on the new People Magazine telecasts, last night: NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams and The CBS Evening News with Katie Couric.
Says Diamond:
The star explained how he had been a “young, broke songwriter” when he saw a photograph of the president’s daughter in a magazine.
“It was a picture of a little girl dressed to the nines in her riding gear, next to her pony,” he recalled. “It was such an innocent, wonderful picture, I immediately felt there was a song in there.”
Years later, holed up in a hotel in Memphis, he would write the words and music in less an hour.
I like Neil Diamond’s “America,” which has sadly become an anthem to illegal alien advocates and the open borders crowd. But I’m wondering: Is it just me . . . or is there something weird about a guy who is in his mid-to-late 20s writing a song about a girl that young, featuring these lyrics (remember Kennedy was 12 when the song came out, but was between 6 and 9 when it was written)?:
Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline . . . .
And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don’t seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two, oh . . . .
How can I hurt when holding you
Oh, one, touching one, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline
Neil Diamond gave the second largest divorce settlement in U.S. history ($150 million–at the time it was the largest, but now Michael Jordan’s, just over $150 mill, is #1) to his second ex-wife, Marcia Murphey. Maybe she had something like this on him . . . ?
Just wondering.
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What a strange revelation!!
Filling up the night with just the two of us (“We fill it up with only two”) can only be a romantic reference. No way this is not perverted.
There was always something creepy about the guy, and now he explains it for us.
Odd that he should be spilling his guts on this, and more odd that Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg should be appreciating the revelation.
But then, the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, I guess…
Red Ryder on November 21, 2007 at 3:30 pm