The many instances of sudden Muslim Grievance Syndrome are usually cured by 1.firing an infidel,2. a promise of institutional change recognizing the superiority of Islam, and 3. a financial win fall.

pat on December 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm

So we’re going to start limiting free speech now in deference to the phony sensibilities of Muslims? The Muslim world is attempting to spread their intolerant religion in hundreds of thousands of small ways; an imagined insult that must be amended here, a phony charge of Islamophobia there will all add up to the victory that the Muslim world is so desperately seeking over the rest of us “infidels”. And the U.S. seems to be completely unaware of this except for modern patriots like Ms. Schlussel and a very few others. The Muslims know they can’t beat us by force of arms; however they seem to have figured out they can use our laws and our Constitution to do the same thing. I wonder what the next generation of America is going to look like.

kenny komodo on December 21, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Well, should we call upon Porky Pig to drive them hence? 😉 This is an absurdity. The authorities like to trun the other way when honor killings or other Islamic horrors are perpetrated against Muslims and non-Muslims, but when it comes to pork or other decidedly non-harmful Muslim phobias it is time to spring into action.

Worry01 on December 21, 2010 at 1:55 pm

Wow, Deborah!

Your ending to that post was hilarious. I almost fell off my chair…. G-d. LOL!!!!

Mike on December 21, 2010 at 1:57 pm

I was just thinking. Is there any way in English to write the name or their exalted pedophile,err I mean prophet without writing “ham” inside the name? Should anyone who writes the name in English have a Fatwa issued against them? What does CAIR (where I am sure they have written the name many times) have to say about this?

I_AM_ME on December 21, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Lucky thing Larby’s name isn’t Lardy. Otherwise, he’d have to turn himself in.

Anorak on December 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Well if he’d shown the boy a Mohammed Teddy Bear there would have been mass rioting around the Islamic World and calls for his head to be hacked off! These people have no sense of humor.

NormanF on December 21, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Litigation jihaad.

Anonymous on December 21, 2010 at 4:22 pm

The video report, though perhaps factual, is entirely inadequate. It should not be a story about a teacher. Nor should it be much about a whiny child and parents who try to use religion to leverage their own over-entitled world view and force their intolerant culture on others. The story should be about an idiot of an Interpol officer who would not see this clearly enough to put the child in his place and support the proper educational process. What was the officer’s name? His culture? It’s poor reporting.

Even if the child’s reactions were somehow sincere and not over-dramatized, then desensitization through basic cultural exposure will be in his best interest.

Tubbs on December 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm

I understand “The Simpsons” has to be reedited to be shown in Saudi Arabia. His love of ham is obviously out, as is his fondness for beer. I’m surprised they don’t put Marge in a burqa, Maggie in a hijab, and Lisa in her place.

Seriously, there’s so much bending over backward to avoid offending I’m surprised most Westerners still stand erect. UK banks no longer offer piggy banks. Non-Muslims in Council meetings are asked not to bring in food or drink during Ramadan. Muslim doctors not expected to use hand sanitizer if it contains alcohol. In some places the “Three Little Pigs” are now the “Three Little Puppies”. (But aren’t dogs unclean too?) Or consider Paris where Islamic prayer gatherings take place in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic – and the police do nothing.

Raymond in DC on December 21, 2010 at 5:56 pm

I guess I would be safe in assuming that “Charlotte’s Web” is not a particularly popular book in the middle east. I don’t even want to think about what might happen if any of those neanderthals were to ever catch a rerun of “Green Acres” on Hulu or Fancast. Arnold was probably the most intelligent character in the series.

Irving on December 21, 2010 at 8:47 pm

I wish I could find that chart that shows what happens to countries as the percentage of Muslim population in them increases. This is just such an example.

Steve Katz on December 22, 2010 at 7:36 am

Since piggy banks will be gone soon as not PC………can Christmas be far behind?…….its time Muslims either blended in or go home

George on December 22, 2010 at 9:22 am

LOL. What if that muslim student’s teacher’s name has “ham” in it – Ms. Hamm, Mr. Graham, Mrs. Hamlin, Principal Hamilton?
Founding Fathers off limits?
Names of school buildings, streets, towns, landmarks containing “ham.”
Beginning readers – Green Eggs and Ham?
Shakespeare’s Hamlet?
May laundry go in a clothes hamper?
What if that muslim student athlete pulls a hamstring?
Are muslim elementary students allowed to have pet hamsters in their classrooms, or have books about hamsters in their school libraries?
Storytime or school play – Sheriff of Nottingham off limits?
Hamburgers on the school lunch menu?
What about the homophone syllable problem? A class may not study porcupines? Or Michigan’s Porcupine Mountains?
Will the the librarian be responsible for snipping out ever “pork/ham” syllable/homophone from every dictionary and book in the school’s library?
How will this affect internet censorship in his school?

Aurora on December 23, 2010 at 10:11 am