February 1, 2007, - 3:02 pm
Oy Gevalt: Guess Who’s Wearing a Jewish Star?
By Debbie Schlussel
With the number of Jews in the world shrinking (Judaism is not a proselytizing religion and intermarriage is at a rate of over 50%), it’s always welcome when people convert to the faith. With rising anti-Semitism, philo-Semites are also welcome, too. But I doubt any subscribers to either of those two concepts had in mind the latest wearer of the Star of David.
My question: Must we Jews claim this no-underwear-wearing, genitals-exposing, millionaire trash queen, soon-to-be ex-wife of hip-hop slacker Kevin Federline? I mean, we already have Roseanne and Ron Jeremy and that’s more embarrassment than any religion should have to suffer.
All of tabloid-dom is abuzz about this photo from X17Online.com. Apparently, Britney Spears is “dating” (euphemism) Jewish model Isaac Cohen. Thus, the Esther, er . . . Madonna act. Now, we have to find her a Hebrew name. I vote for “Zonah.”
And Brit may have a thing for Jewish guys. Radar Online reports that soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline a/k/a Fed-Ex, may have Jewish blood on his father’s side and that Federlein (different spelling) is a Jewish last name. Must we claim him, too?!
Tags: Britney Goes, Britney Spears, Debbie Schlussel, dom, Federal Reserve System, Isaac Cohen, Kevin Federline, model, Queen, Ron Jeremy, Roseanne Jeremy, The star
L’chaim! Now we have the B’nai Brit Society. Let’s all celebrate Yom Shal T’brit! She’s got “Shiksa-ppeal”!
Yiddish Steel on February 1, 2007 at 3:34 pm