November 17, 2010, - 4:51 pm
BARF: Bristol Palin Does Dumb Video w/ the Situation
Ugggh. Just when you thought the Palins couldn’t get any lower (well, actually, let’s face it, we all know they’ll do anything for fame and money), we get “served” with this completely annoying, phony, hypocritical video Bristol Palin made for money. We all know that pre-coaching and pre-money, Bristol Palin–whose only claim to fame is that she’s a slutty teenager who got pregnant and had an illegitimate kid, just like every Quanesha and LaJennifrella in urban America–said she believes abstinence doesn’t work. But, right after that, she and her faux-conservative mom found a way to grub hundreds of thousands of dollars from Candies shoes, and she suddenly embraced abstinence. Now, she’s doing this stupid video, below, with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, a guy whose claim to fame on Jersey Shore is sleeping with different garbagette each night and going to what’s known as the “smush room.” Cha-ching. Yup, there’s something in the Wasilla water. Even the most crack-addicted, two-bit whore has her limits. But not the Palins, who know know no shame if the price is right. Uh-huh, that’s conservative . . . if you’re a moron.
Reader California Screaming:
Don’t you think there is a little something wrong with Bristol Palin’s abstinence PSA? Now, Miss Family Values’ [Sarah Palin’s] daughter is with “The Situation”? She is doing a PSA about abstinence with a notorious womanizer and flirting with him? WTF??!! And the condoms at the end??
In the comments section, he adds:
SCOREBOARD:
CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK:
THE SITUATION: 00
BRISTOL PALIN: 01
Exactly. But no worries. The Palinmessiah crowd would excuse murder, rape, and torture . . . if the Palins committed it.
Oh, and as for the fact that she’ll win “Dancing With the Stars” despite being the worst dancer and the biggest stretch for a “star,” well that’s the thing about “democracy”–it doesn’t always work. Extremist Muslims in Iraq vote in Iranian-backed Shi’ites in droves. And blind-faith tea party zombies vote in droves for the worst dancer on a stupid television show. They are no different than the morons who voted for Barack Obama–the morons who will give us four more years of him, when they give Bristol’s incompetent mother the Republican nomination.
Like I said, this girl is “famous” for two reasons only: She emerged from the right vagina and then had an illegitimate kid emerge from her own. If that’s stardom, G-d pity this sorry country. Sadly it is. The woman is hardly different from Paris Hilton, but for the fact that Paris Hilton produced a video as proof of her sexual exploits and Bristol Palin produced a baby as proof of hers.
By the way, the dumb “Situation” video was made by Funny or Die. I vote, Die.
Tags: abstinence, Bristol Palin, conservative, family values, frauds, Funny or Die, hypocritical, Jersey Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Mike Sorrentino, Palins, PSA, Sarah Palin, Stupid, The Situation, video
Kudos, Debbie! I vote Die!
I just don’t see what people find so attractive about BabyMama Palin and her single daughter with an illegitimate kid.
If those are representatives of conservatism in this country today, then this country is in sad shape indeed.
Who cares about a stupid show voting for someone who can’t dance?
That’s akin to say Obama is a good President.
Just what America needs: More Dumbing Down!
NormanF on November 17, 2010 at 5:39 pm