January 26, 2007, - 2:51 pm
Justice Bader Ginsburg Says She’s Lonely as Only Chick on Court
By Debbie Schlussel
Since Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg told USA Today she’s so lonely as the only woman on the Supreme Court, I have a few suggestions for her:
1) Resign;
2) Join the Oprah Book Club;
3) Go to the salon once in a while (lots of women there);
4) Go to a strip club (many women there, too); or
LAST BUT NOT LEAST . . .
5) Wake Up!
One question: Since she’s married, what does her husband think about her public comments that she is lonely?
From “Team America,” Kim Jong-Il Sings the Bader Ginsburg Theme Song: “I’m So Ronery” . . .
Tags: Bader Ginsburg Says She, Jong-Il Sings, Kim Jong-Il, Oprah Book Club, Supreme Court, USA Today
That’s a RIOT! KJ and Ruth must get their frames from the same shop, too.
Jeremiah on January 26, 2007 at 3:31 pm