By Debbie Schlussel
I found this website, Baby Toupee, which is apparently for the baby who has everything (except hair). I noted that they have a toupee called, “The Donald.” But they didn’t have one called “The Fat Slob From Hell” (that’s Rosie O’Donnell, to those of you who’ve lived in Tibet for the last month). Can you blame them? Any parent that would put a Rosie O’D wig on his/her kid might be accused of child abuse.
So, I enlisted DebbieSchlussel.com‘s PhotoShop Artist Extraordinaire, the masterful and talented David Lunde. I asked Dave to use Rosie’s pre-“The View”-makeover hairstyle and stick with what she really likes to wear–the assymetrical butch “Flock of Seagulls” look, and voila . . .
Donald vs. Rosie, Baby Toupee Style