By Debbie Schlussel
There’s a reason there’s no such phrase as “Tall, Frosted, and Handsome.”
Unfortunately, AP reports that the new Blond (or, in his case, is that Blonde?) James Bond, Daniel Craig, has inspired more men than ever to “get James Bond’s look” and bleach their hair. And that so many men are already frosting their hair.
Eeuuw. A nation of Ryan Seacrests is not a good thing. Nothing against real blond men. Just the ones who go to a salon. They need to go on an exploratory mission to search for their lost testosterone.