November 9, 2006, - 1:11 pm
News of the Weird: Attack of the Killer Turban Snails
By Debbie Schlussel
Strange but true. In Barbados, giant snails emerge from the ground at night, destroying crops. They eat 500 different plants and crops and transmit meningitis.
Hmmm . . . They’re turban-shaped and from Africa/Mid-East. Just like another problematic party we have invading in North America. They came here sneaking aboard a cargo ship in 2000.
Animals imitate humans.
Tags: Africa, Barbados, meningitis, North America
“Animals imitate humans.”
And vice versa.
Actually, the cult of Islam is all about animal instincts, from sex to violence…
No, wait, animals have mating seasons and they don’t kill anytime.
Muslims mate at a very early age. They mate to up to 4 women at a time on earth and up to 72 Virgins in their Allah’s paradise.
Islam is all about sex, sexual oppression, repression and consequently: promiscuity, including sexually molesting young girls as young as 6 years old or as the Muslims call it “marriage.” Their “prophet” did it.
Muslims kill anytime, anywhere. Their “Ramadan” fasting month of prayers is always the bloodiest month.
Muslims kill all year round, animals don’t.
Animals have controllable desires, Muslims don’t.
Wait a minute, Muslims are worse than animals!
In fact, believe it or not, one could say that animals are superior to Muslims in the way of thinking.
In other words, animals are more intelligent than Muslims.
Independent Conservative on November 9, 2006 at 3:30 pm