July 2, 2010, - 8:45 pm
Holiday Wknd Box Office: “Cyrus,” “Last Airbender,” “Twilight”
Unusual for a Fourth of July/Independence Day Holiday weekend, there are no blockbusters at the movies this weekend, unless you consider the teen angst rehash, “Twilight: Eclipse,” to be one. And despite huge opening ticket sales, I don’t. It’s not a major movie, great epic, or thrilling action adventure, just a movie aimed at teen girls. Here are my reviews of what’s new this week at the movies (yes, it’s another must-rent weekend):
* “Cyrus“: Probably the creepiest movie of the summer, this dark comedy tells the story of a socially-inept, loser, divorced bachelor (John C. Reilly) who romances a single mother (Marisa Tomei) whose relationship with her 21-year-old son (Jonah Hill) is bizarre and far too close. The son gets in the way and pulls mind games to sabotage the relationship. Very funny, but kinda gross and uncomfortable, too. Playing mostly at arthouse movies for a reason. Definitely not for kids for so many reasons.
ONE-HALF REAGAN
Watch the trailer . . .
* “The Last Airbender“: Read my complete review here. Expensive special effects are unspectacular in a similarly unspectacular action adventure that isn’t very thrilling. Yes, it’s good versus evil as two eskimo-type kids try to save the last young monk who can bend air from the evil fire lord. But not good enough to make it worthwhile. Again, read my full review.
ONE-HALF REAGAN
* “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse“: Read my complete review here. Sullen, annoying repeat of the second movie in the Twilight installment, except that it’s more boring and contains references to a gang rape, as well as graphic scenes of dismemberment and decapitation. Vampire versus werewolf over a glum, masculine teen girl, the sequel. Yawn. Again, read my full review.
ONE-AND-A-HALF MARXES
Tags: Cyrus, Eclipse, John C. Reilly, Jonah Hill, Marisa Tomei, Movie Reviews, The Last Airbender, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Twilight, Twilight: Eclipse
I found Eclipse excruciatingly boring. The lines were so corny that I laughed out loud several times (just as I did at Avatar). My daughter was spellbound throughout, though.
I found Cyrus hilarious and touching from start to finish. It was also sweet and positive. The “creepiness” did not go over the line, I didn’t think, and gave the movie a humorous edge. The mom and son were not romantically involved–they were just affectionate, close best friends. John C. Reilly was certainly an unlikely hero, but by the end, I could understand what Marisa Tomei and Catherine Keener liked in him.
I disagreed with the commenter who praised Shyamalan’s The Village. Here’s how I rank Shyamalan’s films:
1) Sixth Sense 4) Signs 7) The Village
2) Unbreakable 5) Lady in the Water
3) The Last Airbender 6) The Happening
After Shyamalan made The Happening, I suspected he was a liberal (since the film’s about the way we mistreat the earth), but it turns out he’s just a mystic who believes in Destiny and spirits–that is, he draws from his Indian background.
(Note: Cyrus is better than Airbender, Grown Ups, and Eclipse all together and it’s a wonder it’s not playing more widely.)
Burke on July 2, 2010 at 11:18 pm