July 1, 2010, - 12:58 pm
The Marketplace Decides: Miley Cyrus’ Slut Turn Fails
On this site, we’ve chronicled the desperate efforts by Miley Cyrus (I call her, Miley Virus) and her sick dad, Sean Hannity’s friend Billy Ray Cyrus, to respectively slut and pimp herself out in an effort to separate herself from her ‘tween Hannah Montana character and establish herself as a “grown up” singer.
So Sad, Too Bad: Miley Virus’ Tacky Sex Siren Act is a Flop
The 17-year-old Cyrus gyrated on a stripper pole on Nickelodeon, then shot some racy scenes of herself in girl-on-girl kisses and naked crotch shots. And then there were those clownish skin outfits.
Well, stick a fork in it. ‘Cuz her career is basically done. She’s just a White Todd Bridges in development. The slut factor didn’t sizzle with fans, and her new album is a disaster. My friend, Detroit Newsistan music critic and pop culture writer Adam Graham, reports:
Miley Cyrus tumbled hard with her latest, “Can’t Be Tamed.” The album — which was promoted via a series of faux-taboo, risque awards show performances — sold a disappointing 102,000 copies its first week, a 73 percent slide from the 371,000-unit week one debut of her last album, 2008’s “Breakout.” It seems that while Miley can’t be tamed, her record sales are anything but wild.
That’s a good thing. Looks like not all American girls embrace the uber-sexualized culture.
Or maybe, it’s just that the girl is a talentless hack with terrible songs and a horrid singing voice. Either way, I’m feelin’ the schadenfreude over the Cyrus flop. They may be laughing all the way to the bank. But not for too much longer.
Looks like the laughing is now at them, not from (or with) them.
Tags: Billy Ray Cyrus, Can't Be Tamed, flop, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus
She didn’t take the naked crotch shot herself, the paparazzi did. There were some earlier shots of her that suggested that she was wearing underwear that day (very thin white dress), so there was a lot of speculation that the crotch shot was photoshopped. Which is gross for many reasons, not the least of which is that she’s underage. But yeah, her album sucks.
hellcat on July 1, 2010 at 1:59 pm