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On this site, we read the women’s and celeb (is that redundant) mags, so you don’t have to. We spare you from the brain addling, but let you know what your wives, girlfriends, and daughters are subjecting themselves to, on a weekly basis. We present to you a summary of the celeb PC disease in pictures. These ones certainly are worth a thousand words . . . of absurdity and narcisism of the celeb left.
From In Touch Magazine, this disgusting Che Guevara onesie (made by shameless Appaman Clothing Company) was among the many gifts sent to Palestinian sympathizer Angelina Jolie for her and Brad Pitt’s new illegitimate daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. “What a Lucky Baby,” In Touch proclaims, regarding this and other nausea-inducing “gifts.”

Then, there’s this from Star Magazine–an obnoxious Menage A Muslim Madonna. It’s her “Forbidden Love” peace song and dance, the Madonna version of Rodney King’s “Can’t We All Just Get Along?” Didn’t her Kabbalah con-artist gurus inform her that it’s against Judaism to don a tattoo? And by the way, if she’s going to become a Muslim concubine, where the heck is her burqa? She’s one of the few women that belong in one . . . and everything that goes along with it.

OK! Magazine presents us this doctored publicity shot from the new NBC “Today Show” crew of Meredith Vieira and Matt Lauer. Apparently, NBC cropped and photoshopped it because skanky Vieira’s hand was shown inching toward Lauer’s penis. Reminds us of CNN zipper sounds on ads promoting Paula Zahn. And it’s consistent with the we previously posted on this site.

While Bono is busy admonishing America to give more money to African nations that support Al-Qaeda (and to forgive their debts to us), US Magazine informs us that he wasn’t spending any of his cash on the cause. Nope. He and wifey, Alison Hewson, were busy crusing the Island of Lastovo, Croatia–fat and happy (as anyone spending U.S. tax dollars would be). The blind US editors call his paunch a “Hot Pic.” We say to Bono: Hit the gym, and stay away from our wallets.