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September 5, 2006, - 9:22 am

Thong Underwear or Not, Second Coming of Katie Tonight

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To read the papers, today, you’d think it was the Second Coming, tonight, on the “CBS Evening News.”
Yup, Queen Katie, the newly annointed Her Royal Highness of Girl Power Newsiness, takes her throne atop CBS, tonight. We’re not thrilled (Read from NBC’s “Today”).
We wonder if Queen Katie will use her valley girl vocab, including, “I’m stoked,” on the Evening News. Will she show us some of her well-known, past bodily “displays” (emphasis on the “splay” part of that word)? We’re referring to her on-air colonoscopy. Well, . Pre-photoshopping Katie’s figure to thinness a la CBS, she actually was thin once. And vanity overtakes sanity–she insisted on sexing it up beyond respectability for even a morning TV host. “Today Show” cameras showed us her thong underwear being slinked off her legs.

CBS Evening News with Katie, Thong & Elmo
Even AARP Magazine didn’t show us that, last year, when she did a lot of for them, below.
Yes, tonight, CBS has the dubious distinction of coronating the very first news anchor to show us her thong underwear on live national television. (We’re not including “The Naked News,” of course.)
We predict that CBS will get a temporary bump, this week, as curious gawkers will want to see how Katie–thong (these days it’s a larger size needing photoshop) and all–fare. But, even that can’t be attributed to Katie because she’s had to convince the likes of Rush Limbaugh to create an artificial ratings bump for the gerontological network news show.
The CBS Evening News with Katie Couric, Thong et al.

Serious News Anchor?: Katie Couric’s Liberal Views

Tags: CBS, Elmo Even, Katie Couric, Katie Tonight By Debbie Schlussel, morning TV host, NBC, Queen, the CBS Evening News, the Evening News, The Naked News, the Second Coming, USA Today

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Katie Couric is anything but “hot”. CBS has been running the caboose in the evening news cycle for years. By replacing a couple of old shmucks like Rather and Sheiffer with Couric, the ratings will sink even further. Has anyone notified CBS and the other networks that the evening world news is antiquated and out-dated?! People below the age of 50 don’t watch anymore.

Yiddish Steel on September 5, 2006 at 9:56 am

From Dan Rather to Katie Couric; yup, thatís as credible and balanced as liberals get.

Rocky on September 5, 2006 at 10:06 am

On tonight’s debut, The Perkster will remove one article of clothing for each story she reads.

Thee_Bruno on September 5, 2006 at 10:45 am

I am willing to bet 100 cases of Geritol that CBS’ ratings will begin to drop so low that Couric won’t last a year. Thong or no thong.

Phoenix on September 5, 2006 at 11:53 am

Just in case any RadFems read this site, the Geritol crack (no pun intended) was a joke. The reason I don’t think she will last is not because she is a woman (Elizabeth Vargas would be v-e-r-y easy on the eyes), or because of her age, or looks (actually, I think she has sexy legs) but because she acts goofy and her liberal slant is often very noticeable.

Phoenix on September 5, 2006 at 12:22 pm

whats with those bolonie tits maybe she should work at scores than cbs. without a teleprompter she can not read out of a paper bag. who watches network news anymore where there are 100’s of channel today not 3 network plus independent in your tv market maybe she be good anchorwomen at the all nude news channel on the internet

PNAMARBLE on September 5, 2006 at 5:34 pm

hey debbie you should go on the free speech segment if rush is doing it why not you, you be great!!and maybe asked katie why no low cut shirt like in the aarp photo

PNAMARBLE on September 5, 2006 at 7:40 pm

I didn’t/wouldn’t watch her debut, but how did The Perkster perform on her opening night on the Columbia Bullshitting System (CBS)?

Thee_Bruno on September 5, 2006 at 11:18 pm

last time I checked, women have boobs. why can’t a woman be sexy, cute, attractive, and still have journalistic integrity, ethics, and intelligence?
Are they mutual exclusive? And, judging from the picture on for your blog. Are you aiming for intelligent or the alternative.

corkscrewy on September 7, 2006 at 10:55 pm

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