June 4, 2010, - 8:20 pm
MUST WATCH – HAMAS’ Love, er . . . Hate Boat: My Lyrics & Pics, Their VIDEO – Capt. Mohammed Stubing, Jihad Gopher Welcome You Aboard
Since yesterday, a ton of people have been sending me the “We Con the World” video, telling me how great it is, and asking me why I haven’t put it up. Because I think it’s cheesy, amateurish, and not great, that’s why. Don’t believe the hype. Sorry, it’s not funny and not effective. When one of my friends sent it, I said a much more effective video would be something using “The Love Boat” theme song intro (written and sung by frequent Love Boat guest Paul Williams) from the classic (and awful) ’70s and ’80s ABC series. As you know, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu was quoted as saying, the HAMAS Gaza flotilla was not “The Love Boat,” but “The Hate Boat.”
HAMAS Hate Boat & Crew (Cruise Director Julie in Burqa)
(Artwork By Master Photoshopper David Lunde/Lundesigns)
And I remembered my “Hezbollah Love Boat” lyrics and pics by David Lunde from back in 2006 when U.S. taxpayers paid for thousands of American Muslim supporters of Hezbollah to travel via cruise ship back to the U.S. guarded by U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and Federal Air Marshal agents. Well, before I could post my lyrics and newly done photoshops, someone did a great video of exactly what I was talking about (thanks, JIDF), but minus my very suitable lyrics which are laid out, below.
With captions:
Schlussel Lyrics for “HAMAS Hate Boat”
HAMAS, exciting and (not so) new (1987).
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
Martyrdom, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it explode, 72 dark-eyed virgins float back to you.
The Hate Boat soon will be making another Turkish run.
HAMAS Hate Boat promises jihad for everyone.
Artwork By David Lunde/Lundesigns
Set a course for allah’s terror,
Your mind on a new (HAMAS martyrs’ widow matchmaker service) romance.
Flotilla “peace” won’t hurt anymore.
The stabbings and pipe-beating sore.Second verse:
Jihad, exciting and not so new.
Blow yourself up, allah’s expecting you.
Jihad, life’s sweetest reward.
Kill yourself, 72 virgins for you.
Jihad Boat, soon we’ll blow ourselves and Jews up
Jihad Boat, promises something for Turkey & Iran.
Set the bomb to explode.
Your mind on a new paradise.
Jihad, won’t hurt any less.
It’s an open wound on your hairy chest.It’s jihad.
Welcome aboard, it’s jihad.
[second verse co-written by KOAJaps]
–With apologies to Paul Williams and Charles Fox, lyricists of “The Love Boat”
Artwork By David Lunde/Lundesigns
Tags: Benjamin Netanyahu, Binyamin Netanyahu, Flotilla, Gaza, Hamas, HAMAS Hate Boat, HAMAS Love Boat, Hate Boat, Jihad, Love Boat, peace convoy, ship, ships, Turkey, Turkish, video
Actually you are wrong. Every approach is correct. Some of the audience will connect with one parody versus the other. But both are fine.
Now we need one on Helen Thomas.
pat on June 5, 2010 at 3:01 am