July 6, 2006, - 11:17 am
The New 40?: Bush & Rocky (Stallone) Turn 60 Today
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President Bush and Sylvester Stallone both turn 60 today. Happy Birthday to both.
Yes, even Rocky/Rambo is now an old geezer. But he still looks good for his age. Here’s a pic from December of last year, when “Rocky Balboa (Rocky 6)” was shooting. In some cases, maybe 60 really is the new 40. As we reported, the original .
As for Bush, strange but true: even the Clinton Library is celebrating his birthday.
Tags: Bush, Clinton Library, Debbie Schlussel President, ROCKY, Rocky 6, Sylvester Stallone
All these celebs look young for their age. After all, what do they do with themselves but get facelifts, bodylifts, tuckuslifts (even John Kerry had botox injections in his massive forehead during the last campaign), lip injections (Angelina Jolies lips, when she opens wide, look like a toilet plunger) etc. What God didn’t give these celebs, someone else did. Just take a gander at 102-year-old Hanoi Jane Fonda.
Sly not only had his face lifted a few times with a crane, but he also had his – yes, it’s true – ribcage enhanced/lifted (among other things enhanced – use your imagination, wink, wink).
Aside from doing the occasional movie, these celebs get to lounge around all day at the spa, and travel the world as they get all their needs tended to.
It’s not a bad life, but the body reconstruction is a pretty wierd price to pay.
Thee_Bruno on July 6, 2006 at 3:14 pm