June 28, 2006, - 8:17 am
New York Dog: Buh-Bye, Star Jones; 1 Down, 4 Annoying Biddies to Go
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So the annoying, insane former tub o’ lard, Star Jones, has been fired from anti-male yenta-fest “The View,” a/k/a “The Spew.” One down, 3 more old biddies (and one younger annoying one who pretends to be a conservative but is just an inane airhead) to go.
The best part about this whole thing is that we get to watch the forever annoying Baba Wawa (Barbra Walters to those not in the know) and Jones fighting about it all over the place, not to mention Walters openly lying about the whole thing (and getting caught with a million different stories). It’s like “.”
While we’re happy to see Jones go, we’re outraged that the only reason she was let go was “the research,” according to Walters. They didn’t fire her when, the day after the 2002 Passover Massacre in Israel, Jones urged understanding of the terrorists because people in “different cultures” deal with their problems in other ways, and “we shouldn’t apply our western mores to them.” Innocent families were blown to bits while they celebrated Passover at a hotel, but Jones’ absurd commentary was, unfortunately, not a reason to fire her in the absurd mind of unduly-respected pseudo-journalist biddy Walters. Nor was it even enough of a reason for Walters or any of the other co-hosts to protest or respond.
Then, there are the other reasons we shan’t miss Star Jones:
* Her nationally broadcast . TMI.
* Her statements on “The View” .
* Her use of an unemployed Iraq War veteran to denounce the war. We’re still waiting for her (and other View co-hosts) to carry out their promise to get him a job. Jones: “!” Ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
* Her endless blind love odes to Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and any other liberal politician of note.
* Her endless discussions of her overextravagant, multi-million dollar wedding, at age 42 to a gay man 10 years her junior, and her many extracted free “gifts,” including her free honeymoon courtesy of . Shameless whore that she is, Jones gave the confederation and country Dubai plenty of free plugs on “The View,” in exchange.
* Her breast implant operation (openly admitted on the show) and her stomach-stapling surgery (not admitted on the show; she pretended she lost her outer whale of blubber through “exercise”).
We also won’t miss her pre-“View” antics like celebrating the acquittal of admitted murderer Lemrick Nelson and asking him “How do you feel?” three times. Who cares how he feels. How does the family of his victim– a Jewish man taking a walk in Brooklyn, who was deliberately targeted by Lemrick for murder because he was a Jew– feel? Jones didn’t care about that.
More on why we hate Star Jones, courtesy of our friends at Am I Annoying. Here’s our fave pic of Star Jones (which she obviously didn’t write)–a book ostensibly about exercise, nutrition and weight loss advice by a fat chick who got a stomach-stapling operation. Snake oil in a (size 45) skirt.
The bad news is that there already rumors the former fatty and still-currently fathead will guest host on CNN’s “Larry King Live.” Heaven help us (or, at least, help the idiots still watching that silly show).
Buh-Bye, Star Jones. And don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
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Debbie, this is going to turn out to be some serious fun. I just saw on Drudge that it’s turning ugly (no pun intended).
The old nags are now turning on each other. Meowwwww!….hisssssss!!!!
I think Walters & Co. are discriminating against Star because she is a strong black woman. I think there should be boycotts and protests. They are replacing a black woman with yet another white woman (well, biologically I think)? Haven’t Walters and the rest of the crew ever heard of diversity in the marketplace?
I think Baba Wawa and the rest of The View need some sensitivity training. I wonder what percentages of minorities work on the cast and crew? Where is Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton?
Where’s my homey Eminem’s Revenge to join the righteous cause for a put upon sista?
Jeff_W on June 28, 2006 at 12:24 pm