By Debbie Schlussel

Much is being made about Sarah Palin’s rock star-like demands, as documented in a copy of her contract, which California students conveniently found in a dumpster.

The Princess Won’t Answer Impromptu Questions

Since mindless, gullible Obamabot-like Palinbot’s turned this clueless vessel into a big star, I can’t begrudge her demands for First-Class airfare and unopened bottles of water. Who wants to drink water from “pre-opened” bottles? I wouldn’t.

It’s the part of her contract that’s not getting attention, though, that should. Since the woman has trouble uttering complete sentences and answering even the most basic questions, like, “what magazines and newspapers do you read,” or “who is your favorite founding father and why,” she needs someone else to prep her and help prepare satisfactory answers. College grads are dumb enough, and here we’re talking a woman who barely graduated from college with a journalism degree (the universal diploma of dummies) from six different colleges over six years. Or she might say what she really thinks (which isn’t conservative at all), like when she attacked men on the show of her declared hero, Oprah. Or she might say, as she told Katie Couric, that she supports the fictional “right to privacy,” which was the basis for the Roe v. Wade decision allowing abortion.

And that’s why This is in the contract:

For Q&A, the questions are to be collected from the audience in advance, pre-screened, and a designated representative … shall ask questions directly of the Speaker.

Many conservatives got angry when their Congressmen held town halls on ObamaCare and would only take pre-screened questions. And they were right to criticize that. So, why does Palin get a free pass? There are those pesky double standards for her . . . again.

This is what an empress with no clothing should demand.  When you don’t have the goods, you gotta fake it.  After all, what if someone asks her what H2O is?  Hint, Sarah:  it’s the unopened stuff in the bottles you requested.  There are questions I’d ask her if I ever had the chance, but just in case, I won’t post them here because she’ll get someone to do the homework she didn’t do for the last 46 years.

Even in her book, written for her by someone else and heavily edited, she still didn’t avoid making dumb statements about a known, thuggish drug-using pimp glorifier  and former drug dealer being a “very pro-America” with “common sense ideas.”

When she did her dumb canned interview FOX News show debut, her comments, even with a Teleprompter, were horribly stiff and ridiculous:

“So you, having a kind of a downer day being in a valley, to then have been at this peak now, Angelica, because of your selfless action,” she told a young woman who risked her life to save a stranger. “So kudos to you and thank you so much.”

Huh?

Of course, even if Princess Sarah did take impromptu, challenging, non pre-screened questions from her audience and botched the answers horribly, it would do nothing to change the minds of her millions of blind followers. She could torture and murder someone, and they’d find an excuse for it.  And that’s the problem.

Tea Party activists in Boston are now pushing a Romney/Palin ticket for the White House in 2012. Oh, goody–a guy who claims to be against Islamic terrorism but said he admires Hezbollah and won’t say a word against his church’s $20 million plus donation to a HAMAS “charity”; plus a skirted moron to boot.

Barack Obama is praying for the combination.  I’m praying we get rid of Obama in 2012.  Sadly, with the above combination, his prayers will be answered, and mine will not.