July 26, 2005, - 4:35 pm
Let the Pot-Smoking Begin . . . . .
By Debbie Schlussel
Fire up the bongs. Someone tell the chef to make extra food for away games. I hear someone gets really hungry after his “holistic medicine.” He’s baaaaaaaaaaaack! In a highly questionable move, Ricky Williams, the NFL’s Most Valuable Toker, was allowed to return to the Miami Dolphin team he abandoned for an exciting life of spliffing. Only in the NFL.
Why is he returning? Hint: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ‘Nuff said.
In a related story, the Miami Dolphins have adopted this as the new team insignia. They said the old one reminded them too much of the transsexual Miami Dolphin in that Jim Carrey movie. Laces out!
Tags: chef, Debbie Schlussel Fire, food, holistic medicine, Jim Carrey, Miami Dolphins, National Football League, Ricky Williams
Debbie’s being bad…you been hanging around The King, hon? Amusing article.
Even more amusing is how Sticky Icky Ricky tries to portray himself as a misunderstood Rennaissance Man when he appears to be a real doofus. He signed a ridiculous contract out of college with that rapper Master P, then loses a fortune just to smoke the lettuce, not to mention at least one kid he’s fathered out of wedlock.
You want to talk odd guys, the former Detroit Lion running back great Barry Sanders was one truly odd character.
The_Man on July 26, 2005 at 10:09 pm