May 18, 2006, - 11:27 am
“Kant on Masturbation”?: Meet Alastair Norcross, Rice U’s Moonbat Prof
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Alastair Norcross is a very fancy name. But the teachings of Alastair Norcross aren’t fancy at all.
Norcross is Rice University’s own far-left, moonbat philosophy professor. That is, if you consider courses like, “Philosophy and the Simpsons” and “Animal Rights,” to be philosophy. To the rest of us, they’re just excuses to pay your kids’ tuition to the Howard Dean school of Far Left Voter Trainees.
Then there’s Norcross’ “reading lists.” For his Animal Rights course, there’s “Kant on Masturbation.” I get it. Animals and humans both do it. Therefore, we must be equal. Right?
Apparently, Norcross thinks so. Here’s the propaganda, er . . . course description for the class:
It is commonly assumed that animals, if they have any moral significance at all, are subordinate in importance to human beings. Not only do we eat animals for our enjoyment and perform experiments on them for our benefit, but it is morally permissible that we do so. This is an assumption that most of us make without trying to justify it. In this course we will examine both attempts to justify and to challenge this assumption. We will consider both the utilitarian approach of Peter Singer that animals deserve equal consideration with humans, and the deontological approach of Tom Regan that animals have equal moral rights with those of humans. We will focus on the ethical issues raised by existing practices of factory farming and scientific experimentation.
The course text is “The Animal Ethics Reader.” Hmmm, let me guess: Professor Norcross is a vegan. Attention, students: If you wear leather or eat meat, don’t look for an A in this course.
But while he’s opposed to killing animals, this crazy academic is not so worried about abortion or euthanasia of humans. According to his curriculum vitae, he edited “Killing and Letting Die,” an anthology of that view, and has written articles and made several presentations on “Torturing Puppies and Eating Meat: It’s All in Good Taste.” He’s also written on “Disability, Marxism and Ecofeminism.” He’s not agains the latter two.
Then there’s Norcross’ course on my favorite cartoon show. I like “The Simpsons” just as much as the next person. But come on, are Bart and Homer really subjects for a college philosophy course? If you’re Alastair Norcross, it’s the creme de la creme of intellectual pursuit. Check out the reading list for the course–all articles from “The Simpsons and Philosophy”–and decide for yourself(I swear I did not make these up):
* “Homer and Aristotle,” by Raja Halwani
* “Lisa and American Anti-intellectualism,” by Aeon Skoble
* “Marge’s Moral Motivation,” by Gerald Erion and Joseph Zeccardi
* “Thus Spake Bart: On Nietzsche and the Virtues of Being Bad,” by Mark Conard
* “The Simpsons, Hyper-Irony, and the Meaning of Life,” by Carl Matheson
* “Simpsonian Sexual Politics,” Dale Snow and James Snow
[DS: “Simpsonian”? There’s actually a pretentious word for the study of “The Simpsons”? Incredible.]
* “The Moral World of the Simpson Family: A Kantian Perspective,” by James Lawler
* “The Simpsons: Atomistic Politics and the Nuclear Family,” by Paul Cantor
* “Springfield Hypocrisy,” by Jason Holt
[DS: Hypocrisy? Dude, it’s a cartoon.]
* “Enjoying the so-called ‘Iced Cream’: Mr. Burns, Satan, and Happiness,” by Daniel Barwick
* “Hey-diddily-ho, Neighboreenos: Ned Flanders and Neighborly Love,” by David Vessey
* “The Function of Fiction: The Heuristic Value of Homer,” by Jennifer McMahon
In case there was any doubt about Norcross’ politics–or what a student needs to spew back at him in order to get an A–he’s posted photos of his politics on his Rice University personal webpages. They include a t-shirt comparing President Bush to a chimp, and his face superimposed on the now imfamous Bush declaration of the end to combat in Iraq on the ship.
Learning about an animated cartoon show or someone’s bizarre thesis that a Americans killed in a terrorist attack are equal to animals killed for dinner isn’t the only problem with profs like Norcross.
The problem with far-left professors and nutjobs like Norcross is not just their politics. It’s that they teach our nation’s kids not HOW to think, but WHAT to think. And they are the ultimate recipients of your college tuition dollars.
Unfortunately, the Alastair Norcrosses and Ward Churchills of the academic world are not the exception.
They’re the rule.
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Alastair Norcross, Associate Professor of Philosophy at Rice University is one moonbat left professor. Courses being tought are, “Philosophy and the Simpsons” and “Animal Rights,” under the guise of philosophy.
Freedom Watch on May 18, 2006 at 4:18 pm