October 2, 2007, - 2:20 pm
Attention, NFL Groupies/Pizza Delivery Guy: Lion Roy Williams Ain’t Yo’ Man
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If you’re one of the NFL groupies who will do anything for a “date” (euphemism) with a pro football player, if Roy Williams is your guy, don’t expect a fancy dinner before the main act.
And if you’re a pizza delivery man, you might want to skip over Roy Williams residence, as well.
The guy is cheap–VEEERY cheap!:
On being cheap:
I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man. I’m very low key, I like to stay home. I like to go bowling on Monday nights and I go to the casino every once and awhile. Other than that, you won’t see Mr. Williams out at all. . . .
You do tip the pizza guy?
There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ . . . The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.
If you’re on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do?
I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that.
And they say Jews are cheap. Attention, anti-Semites, you might want to change your endearing “Jewed me down” phrase to “Royed me down”. “Stop being so Royish.”
Hmmm . . . Maybe he’ll actually be one of the pro athletes who doesn’t spend his millions into bankruptcy.
Tags: Bowling, Debbie Schlussel, football, National Football League, NFL, player, pro football player, Roy Williams
What a jerk. Many pro athletes are like this. I valeted at a country club during college near where I grew up in suburban Cleveland. At one time, I worked a Cleveland Cavs outing, where many players, coaching staff came out. In addition to being jerks, they were notoriously cheap. Even the $100 million man Lebron James didn’t tip us. They expected the world from us, but paid us less than the average member who was not nearly as wealthy. In fact, even the average joes who would play on days the club was open for non-member play would tip better.
I think it has to do with the fact these people are used to having their ass kissed for being super athletes. They have had their asses kissed by groupie kids and teachers during grade and high school, during college, and now during the pros. Everyone wants a piece of them, and that feeds an ego like no other. I also delivered pizzas in college, and if I got an order from williams, would be sure to hock a nice loogie in his pizza as well as be sure to turf his lawn on the way out of the driveway. What an ass.
JasonBourne81 on October 2, 2007 at 2:36 pm