July 14, 2005, - 11:15 pm
YES! & Buh-Bye: Eminem to QUIT Showbiz
By Debbie Schlussel
A front-pager in Friday’s Detroit Free Press announces that Eminem is stepping down from performing after his tour, this summer–according to insiders in the vile rapper’s camp. That the article is written by my friend, Brian McCollum–the Free Press’ rock critic and the only conservative rock critic in the country (probably the world, too)–is significant. Brian is a friend of Marshall Mathers III a/k/a Eminem and always has the scoop on him. Time to celebrate! Eminem, no good influence on America, is going away. Well, almost. Brian says that Eminem will remain behind the scenes to produce other crap (my word, not Brian’s) like Eminem’s. Hopefully, this means an end to Em’s songs about chopping up his wife and gang-raping his sister for her 10th birthday.
Tags: America, Brian McCollum, Debbie Schlussel, Detroit Free Press, Eminem, Marshall Mathers III, rapper, the Free Press
Eminem
Eminem is a punk
Eminem is a pig
A pop slop idol posin as a hunk
Tryin to pass off in a rap stars gig
But all he is
Is a scared little boy
Pretending he’s the cut-throat biz
With his
Over-blown Mr Microphone toy
****
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Eminem trashes
His own mom
Like that’s
Stepping up to bat
Hey
It must be real
Must be the steel deal
I mean after all he is wearin
A backwards base ball cap
Besides isn’t creativity
All about your bad rad self
And mouthy mouthing off
About everybody else
Like degrading
And berating
Your girlfriend
Specifically to a crowd
Should certainly boost
Your manly standing
And make one the bomb
No wonder he’s so proud
Eminem is a punk
Eminem is a pig
A pop slop idol posin as a hunk
Tryin to pass off in a rap stars gig
Neils
9:16 pm
12/07/2003
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transcribed this time
1:01 am
07/15/2005
neilsthepoet on July 15, 2005 at 2:03 am