September 26, 2007, - 8:52 am
Feel Old?: Guess Who Turns 60 Today
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Time and Tide Wait for No Man . . . or Sports Illustrated bikini model.
FYI, when the Sports Illustrated Saudi Arabia burqini model turns 60, there won’t be any note of it here. She looked 60 at age 30. Although SI’s swimsuit edition has turned in to lascivious softcore Playboy, with lots of nudity, the original idea–with women in tasteful, yet sexy swimsuits–was something that separated our society from their repression, where the sight of a toenail turns some would-be terrorist on and drives him to rape.
Tags: Cheryl Tiegs, Debbie Schlussel Time, Sports Illustrated, Tide Wait, would-be terrorist
