August 27, 2007, - 8:59 am
Nasty Rumor: Michael “Chiquita Terrorists” Chertoff to Replace Resigned Gonzales as AG
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Over the weekend, a number of readers sent me posts from lots of blogs and this U.S. News & World Report claim that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales would resign and that Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff would replace him. Well, the first part of the rumor came to pass almost immediately (), so will this?:
Maybe Trading Up Soon at Justice
The buzz among top Bushies is that beleaguered Attorney General Alberto Gonzales finally plans to depart and will be replaced by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff. Why Chertoff? Officials say he’s got fans on Capitol Hill, is untouched by the Justice prosecutor scandal, and has more experience than Gonzales did, having served as a federal judge and assistant attorney general.
I beg to differ. If the Bush Administration is smart (and I’ve never accused them of that), they would avoid nominating a man (Chertoff), who–now we all know– because they were made by his cronies (and a former law partner) at Chiquita Banana. , doing nothing about it and reporting it to no-one.
If the Democrats were truly the “loyal opposition”–and on the important issues, they’ve been, frankly, timid–the banana terrorist payments would have been a major issue and Chertoff would have been the one resigning, today. And on trial for obstruction of justice and public corruption charges over this (not to mention having his law license revoked).
So, who knows if they will have the guts to use it against him in any confirmation hearings. I doubt it. They may not be chicken-hawks. But they definitely are chickens.
One other thing: Notice the USN&WR headline calls Chertoff going to Justice, “trading up.” That should tell you something about how he’s run his agency . . . into Filene’s Bargain Basement.
Upside: If Chertoff goes to Justice, maybe he’ll take “” with him. That would be a GREAT thing.
Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Attorney General, Bush administration, Chiquita Banana, David Lunde, Debbie Schlussel, federal judge and assistant attorney general, Filene's Bargain Basement, Homeland Security Secretary, Julie Myers Diet, law license, Michael "Serpenthead" Chertoff, Princess, prosecutor, terrorist group, U.S. News & World Report
Both a blessing and a curse to us at ICE-OI, for the following reasons (IMHO) …
Let’s assume Chertoff takes over as AG. First of all, yes, it clears up the top spot at DHS (Good riddance to Mr. Chertoff). However, the question is what QUALIFIED person would want the misery of running an agency that was a mistake from its inception? That leaves us with the THIRD Secretary of DHS since 2001 (Ridge, Chertoff and ???), which has led to a lack of leadership and vision at the TOP.
Then, there’s Ms. Myers. My understanding from HQ sources is that, if she departs (again, good riddance), John P. Clark will take over as Acting Ass’t Secretary, for probably the rest of what would have been Ms. Myers’ term; Clark is a wonderfully qualified L/E type to take the helm, but is NOT a political appointee – Again, it will probably will be very difficult to get a QUALIFIED person to take the spot PERMANENTLY.
In any event, both spots would be up for renomination after the 2008 elections. Therefore, we stand, by January 2009, to have perhaps the FOURTH DHS Secretary and the THIRD ICE Ass’t Secretary in as many years. Is it any wonder that morale at the agency SUCKS? Why would an agent want the job as an investigator if noone wants the job at the top?
Things that make you say hmmm …
NORMALLY, I AGREE WITH A LOT OF WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. BUT DEFINITELY NOT YOUR REMARKS ON JOHN CLARK. DON’T YOU REALIZE THAT BASICALLY EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED TO ICE HAS BEEN ON CLARK’S WATCH, EITHER AS DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF INVESTIGATIONS OR AS DEPUTY ASSISTANT SECRETARY (AND RUNNING THE SHOW FOR “THE ICE PRINCESS”)? TIME FOR MOST OF THE HEADS AT THE TOP TO ROLL. BUT, SADLY, THAT WON’T HAPPEN.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL
4EVERCUSTOMS on August 27, 2007 at 10:12 am